Touch Me and I'll Be Pregnant for Ten Months

Name: Touch Me and I'll Be Pregnant for Ten Months
Author: Nonsense

碰我一下怀胎十月

by Nonsense (无稽之谈)

Status: Completed
Length: 80k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 7y ago
Source: JJWXC

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A goofy, sweet romance. Synopsis 1: Wei Tian, a Lu Shu spirit, has a little secret: anyone he touches gets pregnant. Synopsis 2: Carrying his family's secret, Wei Tian opens a veterinary clinic at the entrance to an expensive residential neighborhood where every inch of land is worth a fortune. One little mishap, and his own Lu Shu gets loose and sleeps with Mr. Lu's little poodle. The handsome, aloof Mr. Lu holds his poodle and demands of Wei Tian, "What exactly happened to my dog?" Wei Tian: "..." It's pregnant. A lofty dog spirit CEO who controls the entire country's sex-toy industry x a Lu Shu spirit who seems sweet and soft but is actually a seasoned player, and gets anyone he touches pregnant. A story about an unnatural couple dealing with a false pregnancy. ※ Important content warnings: 1. This is not a pregnancy story. It's a false pregnancy, and the one who seems to be pregnant is the top. 2. A goofy, sweet romance, just for a laugh. Theme:

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The top and bottom are a perfect match! Super sweet, and it costs nothing! Adorable little couples cuddling together! Older books, especially those over ten years old, may reflect very different attitudes. I don't hold them to modern standards, so judge for yourself.

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