The Panda Comes Down the Mountain

A silly comedy. My new book, After Leaving the Entertainment Industry to Farm, I Became the Top Star in the Galaxy, is now underway. Please bookmark it~ The iron-eating beast, originally known as Gun Gun, slept deep in the mountains for a thousand years. When he came down the mountain one day, he discovered that his kind had become national treasures. They no longer had to punch tigers, kick black bears, and toil away digging bamboo shoots. They could make a living just by being cute. In stark contrast was the Great Green Mountain, which he had relied on for a thousand years. Now it suffered soil erosion (baldness), species extinction (infertility), and had been nationalized (its virtue lost). Mountain redemption fee: one hundred million a day! To save the ancient plant-covered mountain that had slept for years and was now being forced to sell itself, the iron-eating beast had no choice but to throw himself into development. He caught Ruoyu fish in the mountain streams to sell their pearls, chopped up the local menace Feiyi to make grilled snake wings and pickled-pepper snake claws, and kidnapped Taotie, who had eaten most of his brain, to clean up the mountain's garbage and sell it to a recycling center... Before long, the cultivation world was shocked. The monsters preparing to stir up trouble were shocked. And the envoys from various nations, who had come to Jiang with their ambitious native monsters to show off after the spiritual qi revival, were shocked too. A confidential document passed down through the ages recorded: Green Mountain Leisure Park: Jiang's most terrifying monster reformation camp. Panda: Jiang's deeply concealed strategic weapon. It punches vampires, kicks Kuman Thong, and slices up the Northern Sea monster that an island nation went to great lengths to smuggle in, turning it into sashimi. Truly terrifying. No wonder it's a national treasure. · Reader's notes: 1. A ridiculously wealthy mountain spirit top x a hardworking panda bottom. The top is reincarnated as a human. 2. Set against a spiritual qi revival in a parallel world where the supernatural exists. It has nothing to do with modern society. 3. At heart, this is a feel-good, satisfying, silly farming story, with occasional fights against monsters from the Classic of Mountains and Seas. 3. The cover art was a gift from Bishui. Thanks to the fairy who made it. [Please bookmark my new book] After Leaving the Entertainment Industry to Farm, I Became the Top Star in the Galaxy! Xun Yin came from the apocalypse. Carrying a "God Nurturing System," he transmigrated into a Green River novel and became the protagonist's foil: a pretty face who debuted thanks to his unparalleled looks, had no professional skills, and was ill-tempered. Haters mocked him as a useless pretty boy who appeared "once in two thousand years." He spent years coasting along, finally completing his part in the plot, then quietly terminated his contract before the protagonist conquered the entertainment industry. Xun Yin happily bought a ticket for a spaceship, picked a remote planet suitable for farming, and planned to practice the life skills he'd learned from the System: The Complete Collection of Talents for a Young Lady of Ancient Times. When the haters heard that the company had terminated its contract with some useless pretty boy, who had bought a ticket and moved to a remote planet, they celebrated. They logged into a livestreaming site, hoping to enjoy the pretty boy's miserable new life, only to see him... Brewing a pot of fine tea, embroidering in the morning, reading in the afternoon, and playing the zither at dusk. Planting a patch of fruits and vegetables, raising a yard full of little animals, and making long-lost dishes from ancient Earth to enjoy by himself. Haters: Unworthy tears spilled from their mouths. Father, do you need another son? Only later did Xun Yin discover that he'd boarded the wrong spaceship. The place he'd settled wasn't an agricultural planet at all, but the infamous base of the Galactic Expeditionary Force. The vegetables he planted were alien plants, the chickens he raised were baby dinosaurs, and even the dog guarding his home was a disguise worn by a galactic behemoth. When his fans found out, they immediately tagged the Star Government, begging them to rescue their national idol for fear the expeditionary force was abusing him. Xun Yin: This is hilarious. If you'd come one step later, I would have become the commander's wife! Theme: Work hard with your own two hands to build a prosperous life