A Cash-Powered Slacker Just Wants to Coast [Book Transmigration]

A ridiculous comedy, with the protagonist in the bottom role. My new novel, After Leaving the Entertainment Industry to Farm, I Became a Top-Tier Star in the Interstellar Era, is now underway. Xie Jue, known as President Xie, is twenty-eight, young, handsome, a business elite, and has a bright future ahead of him. After a plane crash, Xie Jue is reborn with the help of a System. System: This is a Green Jinjiang novel. You need to follow the author's description and complete the plot. President Xie: Piece of cake. The System lays out the first scene for President Xie: "The man lowers his head, his eyes showing thirty percent indifference, thirty percent displeasure, thirty percent impatience, and twenty percent nonchalance." President Xie: ...? He orders a pair of custom contact lenses with a pie chart printed on them. After completing the mission without a hitch, President Xie realizes that nothing is impossible if you're willing to bluff your way through it. System: Don't get too excited. The second scene is, "President Xie gives a wicked smile. 'You started the fire, so you're responsible for putting it out.'" Xie Jue silently orders a lighter. System: In the third scene, the protagonist in the bottom role gets pregnant with your child! President Xie: ... Later, the protagonist in the top role asks President Xie: When are you going to follow the plot with me? A money-powered, lazy fish of a CEO in the bottom role x a deranged, dark-personality top in the top role. The top is a side character in the original novel. This is not an mpreg story. · =Coming Soon 1: I Stole the Horror Game Boss's Underwear= In horror games, the players are all a force to be reckoned with. Every newcomer who enters the game gets a special skill based on the strongest impression they left on people before they transmigrated. The protagonist is a minor actor. In the most notoriously bad drama he starred in while alive, the heroine blushed and said, "Ah, you thief! You stole my heart." So the protagonist's identity: thief. Skill: Steal Hearts (steal the item the target cares about most). When he enters the game A vicious ghost lifts a chainsaw: I'll give you a head start of forty meters! The next second: Hey, where's my knife? A female ghost tears off her face and laughs seductively: Today, I'll show you what I'm capable of! The next second: What the hell, where's my face? Where's my face?!! The protagonist gradually becomes the player most feared by ghosts in the game world. Then one day, he enters an ancient house in a deserted village, playing the groom who is about to marry a ghost. At midnight, the ghost bride rises from the bed and sees the protagonist holding her pair of men's underwear. Boss: You're very good. Protagonist: It wasn't me! I didn't do it! Don't make things up! Later, the Boss says, "Darling, the happiest thing in life is when I lie and you happen to steal." Protagonist: Shut up! A bottom with MAX luck x a top who plays ghosts so well, real ghosts have no chance to perform. A ridiculous comedy, not scary. · =Coming Soon 2: The Panda Comes Down the Mountain= The original rolling ball, a giant panda and iron-eater, sleeps deep in the mountains for a thousand years. One day, he comes down the mountain and discovers that his kind have become national treasures. His descendants no longer have to punch tigers, kick black bears, or work hard digging up bamboo shoots. They can make a living just by being cute. The ancestor: "..." It's time to get my descendants back on their feet. Later, panda fans discover that the keeper at the panda base in Qingshan Province is nuts. The pandas he raises can not only do addition and subtraction up to ten, but also practice cat-style punches! Fans: "Oh my gosh! Don't mistreat my panda! Someone deal with this villain!" A big shot rolls up his sleeves: Let go of that panda and let me handle him! A diligent ancestor in the bottom role who wants to get into Tsinghua University x a big shot in the top role who is obsessed with pandas and supervises the panda spirit's practice workbook every night. A sweet, fluffy story for panda lovers. Theme: Good things don't just fall from the sky. Self-reliance brings the greatest happiness.