Darling, You Got the Wrong Dad!

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At sixteen, Lu Li had just won every major skateboarding competition when one bad fall sent him seven years into the future. The world seven years later was downright unbelievable: he'd retired, gotten married, had a son, reached the seven-year itch, and been cheated on by his partner. This was so melodramatic, even a TV show wouldn't dare write it.

Early on:

The little brat pouted, eyes brimming with tears. "Dad!"

Lu Li: "You've got the wrong person."

Qin Yintian: "Honey!"

Lu Li: "And you are?"

Later on:

The little brat pouted, eyes brimming with tears. "Dad!"

Lu Li: "Aw, good boy."

Qin Yintian: "Honey!"

Lu Li: "Get lost!"

Qin Yintian: "If our son is here, I'm here. If he's not, I'm still here. Take your pick! Do you want our son and me, or just me?"

Lu Li: "I've never met anyone so shameless."

The A Gong Fang series, links to completed novels:

[1] [Divorce] Article link button: Main characters: Mu Bai VS Lu Yuan

[2] [Scum Gong, Your Wife Is Finding Your Son a New Dad] Article link button: Main characters: Min Lin (Chu Youning) VS Tang Yu

Standalone novel, link to completed novel:

[Mr. Huo, You Have the Wrong Script] Article link button: Main characters: Huo Xuan VS Shi Yue

Coming soon:

[1] [What a Joy, I'm a Dad! (Childbirth)] Article link button: Main character: Ning Xuan

He only went to one high school reunion, so why was his belly getting bigger?

Ye Xuan stared down at his enormous belly, sprawled over the sink and sobbing. He had a terminal illness.

A sad story had recently been making the rounds at Kyoto University: Ning Xuan, the architecture department's campus heartthrob, had a terminal illness.

Poor thing, his family was so broke he ate steamed buns with pickled vegetables for all three meals, and wouldn't even buy himself a drink. Where would he find the money for treatment?

Sigh, what a poor guy. Let's raise money for him! You give fifty, I'll give a hundred. You donate a shirt, I'll donate a pair of pants. You bring him soup, I'll bring him a pot of stew. Anyone who cared about him would tear up at the sight of him. They had to get him treated, poor thing. He was only twenty, still so young.

A clueless bottom VS a rich, older top.

[2] [Food Is Paramount (Interstellar)] Article link button: Main character: Gu Xishi

The city was surrounded by zombies, and Gu Xishi, the strongest human alive, starved to death. When he woke again, he'd become a down-on-his-luck, crybaby field-show host who was stingy to boot.

But there was something fishy about this field assignment. Location: a primeval forest.

Food: nutritional supplements.

One day, a terrifying scene unfolded on an imperial livestream: bugs were deep-fried, snakes became soup, and exotic beasts were roasted. Nothing that ran on the ground or flew in the sky could escape his mouth. He even meant to slice up a man.

Gu Xishi: "What? You're saying he can't be eaten? Isn't he meat?"

Viewers: "I can't believe that actually makes sense, and I have no comeback."

Gu Xishi's famous saying: If you have the means, eat. If you don't, make the means and eat anyway.

A feel-good food livestream novel

Theme: Move forward with equality, dreams, and love