My Kids Can't All Be Big Shots

[Originally titled The Little Zombie Doesn't Want to Get Beaten Up, but I changed it midway!] Blurb: The apocalypse arrived, and Yu An was a little mutated zombie, cute as could be, with a head on his shoulders. Apart from his cold body and injured arm, he didn't look like a proper zombie at all. He thought he seemed completely out of place among the huge zombie hordes, too. Other zombies gnawed on flesh, licked blood, and loved biting people. But the little zombie went hungry, thinking human blood smelled awful. He was so hungry and miserable that he thought he might as well die. But the human squads who hunted zombies were all so vicious. The little zombie loved looking pretty, and he didn't want to get his head blown off. One day, the zombie horde gathered to hunt and surrounded a man in a white coat. The man leaned against a tree, his cold eyes full of menace as he bit the bandage on the back of his hand with his thin lips... The little zombie's eyes lit up. That blood looks so pretty! No, that white coat smells so delicious! So he charged into the zombie horde, took a beating, and carried the man back to his nest. Later. After secretly accompanying the man on another mission, the little zombie tugged on his white coat and gathered his courage. "C-can I lick you once?" The man looked down at those sparkling eyes and fell silent. The little zombie let go in disappointment and patted his still-empty stomach. He was so hungry. He couldn't take being hungry every day any longer. "Th-then I'll make a different request." "Can you kill me? I don't want my babies to find out I've turned into this." The little zombie crouched on the ground, his voice growing more and more choked with tears. "You have to give me anesthetic first, then kill me." The man: "..." With a soft sigh, the man pulled the little zombie, whose face was wet with tears, into his arms. He bit open the bandage, sounding both resigned and coaxing. "I don't have any anesthetic." "You can have all my blood." Later on, the man brought the little zombie along with him as they searched for the missing babies. The little zombie beamed with confidence. "My babies are all super cute! They're good and obedient!" The man: "?" The man looked at the giant python several meters long, the tiger whose roar shook the heavens, and the octopus who ruled the seas... He slowly asked, "Are these all your babies?" The little zombie nodded firmly! Before they found the babies, the little zombie said, "My babies are all cute and delicate, and can't take care of themselves!" After meeting the babies, the man rubbed his temples. Every one of them was a top-tier aberrant creature, feared and known by all. As it happened, he'd just cut off the octopus's tentacles to eat as seafood, and had also beaten the little butterfly into critical condition. :) Don't ask. All you need to know is that he's lying peacefully in the crematorium. * 1v1, sweet romance. At first, the love interest and the babies all want to kill each other. Later, they grit their teeth and get along. * Both are each other's first love, and they give their hearts and bodies only to one another. * PS: The protagonist is an adult. * The little zombie doesn't make blood his main food. Here's a preview of another story I want to write, The Infinite-Flow System Starts Slacking Off. You can find it by clicking on my profile! Blurb: A System in an infinite-flow world gains self-awareness. Then the sliced-up boss characters in the world try to seduce both the human players and our System! After a difficult struggle, a struggle so difficult that our precious System thought about it for 0.3 seconds! In the end, the System chooses the human players, tricks bosses left and right, and helps the humans clear the game. The human player is also loyal, helping the System exchange for a body and happily planning to retire together with it. But after the System and the player have been having fun together, something goes wrong. Bosses aren't that easy to trick. A boss who'd been thoroughly fooled uses unconventional methods to get the newly embodied System pregnant. System: MMP The System gives birth to a monster baby through an abnormal process. It originally wanted to abandon the baby, but in the end couldn't bring itself to. The System, now carrying a baby, sets off on a run-away-with-the-baby storyline. Raising a baby is hard, and raising a monster baby is even harder. The System is exhausted from being tormented by its own baby. And because of the baby's body, it has to return to the infinite-flow world to eat and grow. To feed its baby, the System puts on a secret identity and returns with the baby! Then the bosses in the game see their lover return with a child who looks suspiciously like someone else's. System: _(:з"∠)_ Theme: Even in adversity, you have to strive to survive!