[Kuroko's Basketball] The Real and Fake Mary Sues Face Off

Akitano has always thought of himself as a total heartthrob: handsome friends, a cute childhood friend, a gorgeous mother, and interesting neighbors. He's so cool he can barely stand it, and sometimes he even puts on a bit of a melancholy air.

That is, until he meets Seijuro Akashi.

Oh my god, how is this guy so handsome! So rich! So awesome! And so... short!!

Isn't this guy less of a heartthrob and more of a winner at life?

Akitano: Ahh, I'm so mad :++)

He secretly observes this winner at life, and as he watches, he realizes he's fallen for him.

Akitano: ...Ah...h...oh my god...

It's not quite as embarrassing as I remembered, so I've decided to reopen it lalala.

I changed the blurb and title, and now I finally feel a little better.

Updates whenever I can, mwah