[Marvel and DC] The Scoundrel's Guide to Self-Improvement

Level ten at seducing girls, level nine at seducing men.

No morals. Sleep with one if there's one, screw both if there are two. Has a thing for nonhumans (not really), desperately short on cash, and will sleep with anyone in the world.

A hapless Mary Sue who gets dumped an average of three times a year, and is on intimate terms with bad luck.

Destiny: "Why haven't you fallen in love with me yet?"

Charles: "Open your mouth and take your medicine."

Destiny: "You're actually taking your hatred of me out on me because you love me, right?"

Magneto: "What the hell?"

Destiny: "You don't love me at all. You just want to have sex with me!"

Deadpool: "Yep."

A shameless woman-chasing story. It's a sex story, a sex story, a sex story. The timeline's a mess, and I'll write whatever I want. If you're picky about canon, turn right at the door.

Science major, terrible writing.

Marvel X-Men, Marvel X-Men, it's all mixed up.

You bastards, you bastards! Destiny isn't human. She slept with the whole X-Men team and ran off!

Professors, Beasts, and Magnetos originally priced at over 300, over 200, and over 100 are now all just twenty bucks, twenty bucks