[Western Crossover] Dishonest Love

The Principle of Complementarity: An Incompatible Romance

An agile boyfriend with maxed-out stats x a clumsy, adorably devious girlfriend

Out of costume, he's Parker, the friendly neighborhood guy. In costume, he's a righteous, wisecracking bug. The truth is, she's an introverted super-rich heiress. When she doesn't speak, she's a socially awkward shut-in. When choosing a boyfriend, you have to pick someone talkative. What's wrong with that?

Mr. Parker didn't dare tell his girlfriend that he was Spider-Man, also known as New York's friendly neighborhood hero. So, in a moment of carelessness, he ended up dyeing half of himself green. He followed and spied on his girlfriend, and even installed cameras in her home, but he knew he was a good spider. Janie Lovich didn't dare tell her boyfriend that she was a super-rich heiress with Iron Man for a cousin. As a result, her hapless guardian, Iron Man the Scapegoat, nearly got sent to the orthopedic ward by his cousin. When Tony found out by accident that his cousin was dating Spider-Man, he slapped his hand down and decided this was bound to end badly.

Iron Man was deeply hurt. He'd only agreed to look after a relative's kid, planning to happily sit back and do nothing. Somehow, his cousin had turned him into a daughter-obsessed dad. He was miserable and at a loss, too.

All right, her boyfriend is a superhero, and a sweet new chapter of their romance begins. Wait, what do you mean they have to save the world together? She can't do anything! Marvel's resident plot-troublemaker, Wang Xiaoxi, says it's fine: you can do it, just cling to your boyfriend's leg. The first half is all sweet romance; in the second half, Spider-Man fights monsters, levels up, and saves the world while the girl cheers him on from the sidelines. It's grown into a long story, with a target of at least 173 chapters (that's the height of the Holland Spider-Man; I just picked it at random). Anyway, are you in? There might be a golden finger, but it won't make her overpowered.

There will be new characters: an original cousin-in-law will make a cameo here!

The X-Men are in it, so will Deadpool and Spider-Man really appear together?!

Mjolnir and the Second Princess will show up too!

The Flash from the DC TV series and his girlfriend send their congratulations: We Marvel characters aren't interested!

Volume Three is everyday chaos: a major orthopedic-ward scene with three generations of Spider-brothers. Hey, you two... no, three little Green Goblins over there, stop right now! Tom Peter clutches his chest: Where did you come from? Go back where you belong! And put down my girlfriend and my brothers (?)!

Saving the world ultimately takes everyone's effort. If you and I join hands, it'll be a happy ending for all.

It goes premium on January 1, with a 10,000-character update that day. Mwah!

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