I Equipped My Swords with Guardian Souls

Dad transmigrated with an Onmyoji Soul System. System: Get this straight. I'm a Soul System, not a Shikigami System. Even if you ask me for shikigami, I can't give you any. Dad: What's the point of having souls without shikigami? System: As a reward for binding with the System, didn't I give you ten blue talismans? You have ten, ten shikigami! Dad: Damn System, believe me, I'll cry! Apart from Auntie and the two foxes, they're all healers. How am I supposed to fight? Heal the enemy to death? System: Didn't you call yourself the Chosen One? You drew those talismans yourself. How's that my fault? Dad: Be reasonable. If I can get an SSR from a single ten-pull, doesn't that make me lucky? System: Lucky, sure, very lucky! The Host of the Shikigami System next door isn't as lucky as you. Dad: ...There really is a Shikigami System? System: Yep. Just like I gave you ten blue talismans for binding with me, the Shikigami System gives its Host ten sets of souls for binding, unconditionally. Those ten sets of souls were supplied by me, too. Honestly, I've never provided such lousy souls. That Host is even more unlucky than the unluckiest person alive. Dad: ...Aren't the souls you gave me all six-star, max-level souls? ...Wait, so the Shikigami System only gives souls once, just like I have souls but no shikigami? Does that poor guy have shikigami but no souls? System: Of course not. Don't they both get a welcome gift pack they can claim with a click when they bind? Dad: ...A Soul System with only ten shikigami and a Shikigami System with only ten sets of souls. Damn it, couldn't you two have combined your features? Fox: Dad, I don't want to wear the Fire Sprite set. Give me a full Crit Rate Soul set. I know you've got one! Dad: Kiddo, I don't have a lighter. If you don't want Fire Sprite, how about a Fortune Cat set? Fox: Dad, you're playing favorites! I'm one of your only two damage dealers. You can't treat me like this! Dad: This is such a dilemma. Kiddo, what can I do when you only ever manage two bursts of attacks? ╭(╯▽╰)╮ Fox: ...QAQ Dad, am I just your lighter in your eyes? Isn't Butterfly the ambulance? Wouldn't it be faster to give her Fortune Cat so she can generate energy? Dad: You know Butterfly is the ambulance, so I have to make sure she survives first. With Mirror Lady, hardly anyone dares attack her. When Dad went out and came back, the Onmyoji Alliance had turned into a Honmaru. Now the swords who've taken over his turf want to kick him out? Dad: Are you kidding me? This is my house! You came over without even telling me, built yourselves a house here, made yourselves comfortable, and now you want to kick me out? Let me say it again: this is my house, my Onmyoji Alliance! Swords: Want to move in? Sure. Become a Saniwa and we'll let you in! Dad: Why would I need to become some damn Saniwa just to go home? Swords: Oh, you could also turn around, walk straight ahead, and close the gate behind you. Dad: ...Fine, you win! Dad: You're heading out on a sortie? Dagger: Dad, please give me a set of Speed Souls. I'd be incredibly grateful! Other swords: What the hell? Daggers are already plenty fast. You want even more speed? Greatsword: Dad, don't listen to the daggers. Give the Speed Souls to us! Naginata: Dad, how about a set of Seductress Souls? Sword: Hahaha, our demands aren't high. Just max Crit Rate and Crit Damage. Katana: I look down on the one above me. Wakizashi: I look down on the one two above me. Spear: I look down on the one three above me.