[Harry Potter] I'm the Coolest Guy Around

[Updates are irregular. If I post an update, I’ll let you know in the comments or on w.b beforehand. Thank you.] When Alberta Foley entered her third year at Hogwarts, her father, Yaan Foley, solemnly told her: “Become friends with the only son of the Malfoy family, who’s just starting his first year.” Alberta immediately said there was a serious problem with that. She didn’t have time to waste chatting with the young master. And yet She was cornered in the Slytherin Common Room. The boy before her was breathing hard and hotly, roughly trying to kiss her. The scent of his cologne mingled with grass and sweat. To be honest, it didn’t smell very good. “Malfoy, have you been given a Love Potion!?” “Shut up, Alberta. Let me kiss you!” Warnings: 1. Pairing: Draco Malfoy. Older woman/younger man romance. 2. A hobby project, written for love. Please don’t rush me to update. 3. The heroine is beautiful and talented through both natural ability and hard work. She’s very capable, but she also has flaws and shortcomings. 4. Everyone interprets characters differently, so the author can’t promise they won’t be out of character. There are many original headcanons, and a few minor characters differ from the original (for example, Blaise Zabini is a half-blood in this story, and Malfoy’s eye color is based on the actor’s eyes in the films). 5. Thanks to everyone who reads or recommends this story. Everyone has different tastes, so new readers may want to keep their expectations in check to avoid disappointment. If it’s not for you, please stop reading, and don’t attack the author or characters personally. 6. All excerpts, plotlines, characters, and dialogue from the original work in this story come from the complete Harry Potter series, which belongs to J.K. Rowling. Any content from Wikipedia, Baidu Baike, or the internet is credited to its respective source. *This does not refer to a single sentence, but to the entire passage, from beginning to end. 7. The title and blurb date back more than ten years, so please forgive how cheesy and indulgent they are.