That Prison Guard Runs a Personal Shopping Service

One day, a guest showed up at a certain detective agency. They took out a letter, and a certain bandage-wearing weirdo was so incredulous that he accidentally tore it in half by gripping it too hard. Kitahara Mizuno: "Please pay the delivery fee for shipping from Hell to the mortal realm. Thank you for your business. By the way, your friend hopes you'll stop falling into the water so often. He's a Hell bureaucrat now, and he's swamped with work. Please don't give him any more." Bandage-Wearing Weirdo: "???" Selling heavenly wine to a certain chubby cat and a slippery demon; Selling the remains of a 500-year-old Sengoku-era monster to modern-day exorcists; Selling magic-restoring supplies from the demon realm to a certain elementary-school-aged magician; Delivering a letter from a dead person in Hell to a certain bandage-wearing weirdo and collecting the delivery fee; Selling Hell-themed photo books to Iruma's classmates... Our motto: fully inherit the fox spirit's money-grubbing ways and take after our senior, Daji! A certain highly sadistic, work-obsessed Hell bureaucrat: "Wrong. Our motto is work!" CP: Hell's Number One Assistant This story will be available for purchase starting 2021.9.17. A 10,000-character update will be released on launch day. I hope you'll keep supporting it =v= Please check out my ongoing story: A Slime from the Start Blurb: After a class dinner at a hotel following military training, Xiao Linqi steps outside, still feeling sad. A blob of unknown goo falls from the sky, hits him, and swallows him up. When he opens his eyes again, a forest has taken over the ruins of a city. The house he bought with his recent demolition compensation has turned into a ruin. His dream of becoming a landlord is gone. He searches the forest and finds no humans, not even any bodies, only a group of jelly-like slimes and all sorts of strange, unknown monsters. Either die in silence or go mad in silence. Xiao Linqi lets himself go. Who doesn't have a chuunibyou dream? Today, he orders monsters to grow strange mutant fruit. Tomorrow, he makes them dig up stones to build a house. The day after, he experiments with bizarre cooking. The next day, he plays lord with the slimes... Thinking he was the last human alive, Xiao Linqi lets his inner chuunibyou run wild. But just as he's sitting arrogantly on his throne, accepting the slimes' bows, several wounded humans suddenly rush in. Both sides freeze. In this mortifying moment, Xiao Linqi pretends nothing happened and greets them, asking what they want. He learns that there's a human settlement, so he follows them there. Then he discovers: The mutant fruit he had the monsters grow is a valuable exotic fruit. The stones he had them dig up are energy stones. His bizarre cooking is nutritious food cubes. And every monster he raised in the forest is a formidable fighter. Finally, he's a living Awakened One with elven blood. With money and land, he can be a landlord again, and he even gets a tsundere fallen angel on the side. Theme: A life spent working hard is a beautiful one