Name: Beat Green Tea with Green Tea
Author: Pillow Bamboo

Synopsis

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Si Yi transmigrates into a book as a pitiful little Omega.

In the book, the original character is framed and manipulated by his cousin, leaving everyone against him. His engagement is called off, and in the end, he chooses to end it all.

Si Yi: What can a little green tea possibly do to me?

Why not fight fire with fire? I'll use the green tea's own tricks and leave him nowhere to turn.

Under Si Yi's green-tea offensive, his cousin and fiance disappear in disgrace. As for all the other insignificant nobodies, they are even less of a challenge.

Later, a green-tea woman hints that Si Yi got ahead through connections. "So you know all these important people, little brother. Unlike me, I've struggled for years just to get somewhere, and I don't know anyone important."

Si Yi raises an eyebrow and immediately fires back. "They're all my friends. You must be interested in meeting them, since you keep asking about them. You can just say so, and I'll introduce you."

Si Yi: Pretending to be a green tea is my specialty.

While playing the little green tea, Si Yi runs into Mu Zhexue, a minor character in the book.

That frosty, abstinent air makes his heart itch. Is there anything better in this world than making someone so restrained lose their head over you?

Little green tea Si Yi takes his flirting too far, then rubs his waist and grumbles:

You shouldn't mess with abstinent men.

An all-powerful demon, a flirtatious bottom~ A serious, old-school, abstinent top

Coming soon: "The Cannon Fodder NPC Became Everyone's White Moonlight"

Also known as "The Things That Happen When Players Call Me Their Wife and the Game Master Makes Me His Wife"

The gentle and delicate Yun Jiao transmigrates into an infinite game.

System: Your mission is to play a cannon-fodder NPC who gets killed by the boss.

The obedient Yun Jiao follows instructions and sneaks into the boss's room to look for clues, only to be discovered.

But instead of killing him as the plot demands, the boss pulls him into his arms.

Dazed, Yun Jiao is kissed senseless, while a gentle whisper sounds in his ear.

"I've wanted to do this since the first time we met."

"When you smiled at me then, you were trying to tempt me, weren't you?"

System: ? Has someone possessed this boss?

After escaping that close call, Yun Jiao is sent into a Cthulhu-themed instance to play a sacrificial offering.

Blindfolded, Yun Jiao is carried onto a huge altar.

The Outer God strokes Yun Jiao's face and wipes away his tears.

The System is certain Yun Jiao is doomed this time, but the next second, it hears the Outer God's whispered words:

"He's so cute. I want to..."

System: I'm done.

All the players know that NPCs are cruel and heartless toward them. Only Yun Jiao is gentle and kind, helping the players and standing apart from every other NPC.

"He smiled at me. He has feelings for me! He's my wife!"

Yun Jiao, who was only saying hello: ?

Every smile and frown from Yun Jiao sends players rushing headlong into danger for him, and even the Game Master who controls everything is bewitched by him, treasuring him like the moon in his heart.

He manages to turn his role as cannon fodder into the white moonlight of everyone.

1 [Updating]: Naive, innocent streamer · Suspect hiding in plain sight

You suspect that the neighbor across the hall is the culprit in a missing-person case.

"Shh, listen. Someone's knocking on your door."

2: Beloved young noble · Despicable lowborn

He has a crush on his master, the young count. In this world where beauty reigns supreme, the young count, universally recognized as the most beautiful person alive, enjoys every privilege and has countless admirers.

But he is only a lowly, ugly servant.

3: Kind cross-dressing nurse · Extremely dangerous patient

A nurse who loves wearing women's clothes arrives at the hospital and quickly wins the hearts of everyone there.

Including Patient Zero, who is under heavy guard and extremely dangerous.

4: Pure-hearted, shy young widower · Obsessive, jealous ghost lover

There's a new groom in the village, impossibly beautiful, but everyone says he's ill-fated.

Because he married a ghost.

5: Devout young believer · Tentacled Outer God (nonhuman)

Humanity offers up a new believer, beautiful, pampered, and adorable.

The Outer God changes its mind about eating the little believer and sends a courtship signal instead.

6: Humanity's hope, the young Saint · Skin-hungry Zombie King

A zombie virus sweeps across the world, and those naturally immune to it are revered as saints.