My Taobao Store Has Gained Sentience

Tang Shi accidentally discovers that her Taobao has become sentient! The Nine Heavens Goddess's true-woven feather robe, Chang'e's magic water that keeps you young forever, the Queen Mother's peaches that grant immortality... Great quality at low prices, delivered as soon as you place an order. With Taobao in hand, the world is mine! Tang Shi buys herself a boyfriend on Taobao, and she's very satisfied with his looks. Just then, Taobao customer service contacts her. Her "boyfriend" has gone missing in transit... "What do you mean, missing in transit?" "It means... he's broken." Wait, then who is the person standing in front of her now...? Theme: