The Vermilion Bird Wants to Stir Up Trouble Every Day

[Swears to stir up trouble at sea but gets seasick, hapless Vermilion Bird X scheming Black Tortoise who acts like he can't stand her but ends up falling for her] Blurb: 1 At first, Nan Xiu the Vermilion Bird had no idea she got seasick, not until that day... Meng Que was sitting calmly in his study, painting a fan. As if sensing something, he looked up and saw a chubby... well, sparrow, poking its head around on the window ledge. He smiled faintly and beckoned the little bird over to his desk. It transformed into a sheet of paper covered in terribly crooked writing. Meng Que frowned. On the front it read: Perverted old lecherous Black Dragon. He flipped it over, and sure enough, there was writing on the back too: Come save me by the East Sea! 2 Later, Nan Xiu the Vermilion Bird not only stopped getting seasick, she could also churn the seas and overturn the heavens, until that day... She lay bored atop a mountain, watching Meng Que set off fireworks across the sky for her. Suddenly, red smoke filled the air, and the Black Dragon's figure gradually disappeared into it... Her dark pupils contracted sharply. She teleported in front of Meng Que and clutched his collar tightly, her neck stiff and eyes glistening with tears. After a long moment, she finally spoke, her voice trembling: "I don't want fireworks or shooting stars. I only want... you to be alive." P.S. Be sure to read the author's notes and extras~~ Warnings: 1. Two couples, two storylines running in parallel. 2. The male lead is gay and gets turned straight. Please don't read if that's not for you. Coming next: Monk, Don't Steal My Demon Blurb: 1 Ever since he picked up a little snake on the verge of death, everyone had started calling him a "wine-and-meat monk." He didn't take it to heart, but the little snake, growing healthier by the day, was indignant. She snuck into the human world and went on a rampage, teaching the people who mocked him a small lesson. He gently lowered his eyes and sighed, shaking his head, but let her do as she pleased. He held fast to his Buddhist heart and made his home in a temple. His sole wish in this life was to attain compassion, transcend the mortal body, and become a Buddha... Yet after life upon life, he still hadn't achieved his wish. The little snake who had accompanied him through each lifetime transformed into a pretty young woman one moonlit night. The instant he saw her, the Buddhist heart he had once sworn would never waver collapsed with a crash. 2 A celestial immortal descended from heaven, solely to take back his little snake. But he witnessed her, the little snake who had loved him for thousands of years, entwined with a monk in a dilapidated temple... He was furious. He refused to believe it. He took the little snake back to the celestial realm and imprisoned her in his splendid palace, then demanded in a loud voice, "Do you still remember your name?" Her name? That's right. This little snake had a name: Ji Cixi, meaning, "In this life, I belong only to Ji Zi'an." "Who are you?" she asked, her voice trembling. "Ji Zi'an," he replied in a low voice. Coming soon: The Duke of the East's Man Never Gives Up. One-line blurb: Zhang Bainren is merely an ordinary man who attained immortality, a lowly celestial gatekeeper. Yet he sets his sights on Shaoyang Jun, the exalted Duke of the East and foremost among the male immortals. [Arrogant, scheming pursuer X shrewd, patient recipient] Watch as the mortal immortal Zhang Bainren seizes the throne of the Celestial Emperor, step by step, and then wins the Duke of the East's heart~ Currently updating: The Cannon-Fodder Villainess Just Wants to Die [Book Transmigration] Completed: The Six Realms' Number One Mary Sue Theme: When you love someone, you must plan far ahead for their sake.