I Really Don't Want to Destroy the World

Shi Yi died.

Because she was a girl, and not pretty enough, she was reborn in her mother's womb as a boy.

Shi Yi died.

Because he hadn't founded a dark organization when he was in his teens.

Shi Yi died.

Because he decided to become a doctor who saves lives and heals the wounded for a high salary.

Shi Yi died.

Because he hadn't invented a zombie virus and plunged the world into the apocalypse.

Shi Yi died.

Because...

Oh, for crying out loud! I don't want to die! I really don't want to be a villain and destroy the world! And why is this world a book, and why did its Boss get to read it?! I really just want to raise two cats and earn a high salary! Not be forced to start over every time I make one wrong move!

Could anything in this world be more tragic?

The answer is yes.

After Shi Yi had attended kindergarten 4,264 times, elementary school 1,355 times, high school 3,987 times, college 1,543 times, earned his master's degree 1,255 times, earned his doctorate 1,204 times, lived through 977 apocalypses, and experienced 646 future worlds...

"Hello, I am the System for Saving Villains' Values and Protecting the World."

Shi Yi: "..."

"If you can't do it, you'll be erased."

Shi Yi: "Go ahead and erase me."

He thought that after being erased, he would finally get to die for good. But reality was cruel.

"Host, why are you back in infancy again? Waaaa... Boss, I was wrong! I won't erase you again..."

Shi Yi looked at his little legs and the pacifier in his mouth. All he wanted to do was spit in the System's face.

Damn it! This System is the worst!

Completed novel: "[Crossover] God of Fate": The protagonist is a goofy, neurotic god with twisted values, and an insatiable desire to show off.

Ongoing novel: "The Eternal Emperor": The First Emperor is wildly charismatic and cool, unifying the six kingdoms in pursuit of immortality.

Coming next:

"[Quick Transmigration] The Great Wall Still Stands": The second installment of "The Eternal Emperor," exploring the possibilities of Ying Zheng across countless worlds. 666 saves to unlock!

"[Quick Transmigration] The Tyrant's Wicked Ways": The debauched lives of Xia Jie, King Zhou of Shang, King You of Zhou, Yang Guang, Li Zhi, and Zhu Houzhao. Only a sweet young lady can give me a little warmth.

Coming soon:

"Qin Emperor": A quirky tale of a modern-day Great Qin.

"[Quick Transmigration] Little Bunny, Big Demon King": The comeback story of a nutcase who refuses to play by the rules.

"[Quick Transmigration] The Demonic Path Evolves": How to successfully twist an entire world.

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