The Foodie Tutor with an Overactive Imagination: Hilarious Daily Life

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★ Tags: 1v1, HE √, lighthearted daily life √, a food-loving Grand Tutor with a permanently blank expression who constantly infuriates the Crown Prince √, multiple couples, everyone gets a sweet romance √, a light and sweet story dressed up as court drama √

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Also known as: The Foodie Grand Tutor Strikes Back; The Foodie Grand Tutor's Cheerful Daily Life

A Crown Prince top who is always driven to pound the table x a foodie, cheerful Grand Tutor bottom

Blurb: The Grand Tutor was asked by the late emperor to look after the Crown Prince, and then...

The Grand Tutor gazes at the sky expressionlessly: The Crown Prince eats so much every day. Is he really all right?

The Crown Prince says: ...You ate all of that! It wasn't me! Ahhh!

[1]

The Grand Tutor is always getting the wrong idea, imagining the Crown Prince is an idiot, a glutton, and...

The Grand Tutor looks at the Crown Prince with pity and says, "Your Highness, I'll keep it a secret."

#My Grand Tutor is always making things up and smearing my name#

[2]

"Your Highness, it's time to eat." The Grand Tutor speaks expressionlessly, seriously, and without a trace of humor. "Food is the people's first necessity. It's time to eat."

"..." Didn't my Grand Tutor just eat five tables' worth of food? My stomach hurts just thinking about it. The Crown Prince is about to eat the osmanthus cake in his hand when he realizes it's gone.

The Crown Prince: Who ate my osmanthus cake? Step forward, and I'll beat you to death.

"Crunch, crunch." The Grand Tutor quietly eats it, expressionless. "Your Highness, is there another plate of osmanthus cakes? That's far too little. I'm starving. I haven't eaten today."

"..." The Crown Prince falls silent.

#What do I do when my Grand Tutor unconsciously forgets he's already eaten?#

[3]

"Grand Tutor, I'm weak, while the Chancellor and the General are powerful. What do you think we should do?"

The Grand Tutor says expressionlessly: "Leave everything to me, Your Highness. I have a plan. It's my duty to ease your worries, and I'll gladly brave fire and water for you!"

The Crown Prince feels strangely moved. Just as he's about to say something, the Grand Tutor stares at him, takes his hand, and says, "Where you go, I go. Even if you descend to the Yellow Springs, I'll follow you."

"..." Those are such loyal words, so why do I feel the urge to turn around? The Crown Prince is silent for two seconds, but in the end he can't resist looking back. Behind him is... a noodle shop.

"..." So the Grand Tutor isn't loyal to me, but to noodles, is that it?

#What do I do when my Grand Tutor always ruins the mood with a perfectly serious expression?#

P.S. 1. Super foodie, expressionless Grand Tutor bottom x young twelve-year-old Crown Prince top who hasn't yet ascended the throne

2. For certain reasons, the Crown Prince hasn't yet ascended the throne. The Grand Tutor is a loyal minister left behind to safeguard the heir, and a minister left over from a fallen dynasty.

3. A hilarious daily-life story with an older bottom and younger top! Multiple side couples!

◆Reader's Guide◆

1. Sweet 1v1 romance, both leads are sexually inexperienced, happy ending.

2. Alternate history. Please don't scrutinize the historical details.

3. You don't need to tell me if you're dropping the story. If you don't like it, please don't bash it.

4. Comments that ignore content warnings or are just there to provoke will be deleted.

5. A thousand people have a thousand opinions. I write according to my own ideas. No matter how much people try to direct me, I won't change a single word. I'll write my characters the way I envision them. If you don't want to read this story, there are plenty of good ones on Jinjiang. Please look elsewhere.

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◆Upcoming 1, 47 favorites: The Reader Becomes the Dragon-Born Protagonist's Sword [Book Transmigration]

The bottom is an office worker with a nine-to-five schedule.

After work, he gets home, takes a shower, then lies on the bed to read a novel.

Today is the finale, and the bottom is incredibly excited.

But after finishing it, his jaw drops: The author lied and played with my feelings! This is fake! How did it get this tragic?

The author promised an invincible power fantasy where the protagonist would conquer the world and build a harem. But in the end, the male lead dies in the final dungeon while saving the world, taking the boss down with him.

Reading such a terrible story before bed leaves him in a foul mood. He grabs a beer from the fridge and goes to the sofa to watch a soccer match.

Who could have guessed that a bolt of lightning would strike and knock him unconscious?

When he wakes up, he has become a blob of air with no arms or legs.

The bottom: ...This isn't funny at all. Hurry up and wake me from this nightmare.

Just then, a very pleasant but cold voice sounds. Though he has never heard it before, three characters flash through his mind: [Fu Lingyu]

"What a fine sword. From now on, I'll be your master."

After hearing this, the bottom struggles to look down and see what he is, but all he finds is air.

The bottom: ...From my years of reading web novels, I suspect I've transmigrated into a sword with a sword spirit.

A handsome man dressed in ink-black robes holds the sword. Noticing its unusual aura, he smiles.

He thinks the sword is rather cute.

He's glad he came here and obtained this sword.

A rare, obsessive emotion shows on his handsome face.

The bottom inside the sword doesn't know what's happening outside and sighs: I'm really unlucky. It's fine. If I sleep, everything will be all right.

But, the next day comes, and the scenery around him hasn't changed at all.

The bottom OxO: Great, I'm still here. There's not the slightest sign that I'll get back.

◆Upcoming 2, 80 favorites: Quick Transmigration: The Fiery Beauty Is Harsh to Him, but He Still Favors Him

As an S-rank ability user in the apocalypse, this hot-tempered man wasn't killed by zombies. He was murdered by a traitor in his own team.

His last thought before dying was

When I come back, I'll kill that traitor.

He thought he was dead, but the [Warmth System] bound itself to him. If he earns 10,000 points, he can be resurrected and return to the apocalypse. Determined to go back and exact revenge, he embarks on a quick transmigration journey.

In one of the worlds: The Prince and His Fiery Master

System: Ding! This is your 356th time. Host, go comfort the male lead at once. A bunch of people called him useless, and he's injured and upset.

Hot-tempered guy = =#: So annoying. How many times has this happened? The male lead is way too fragile. I can't watch this.

The male lead tugs at his sleeve, sniffling: They called me useless. Am I really useless?

The hot-tempered guy holds back, then says expressionlessly: Your Highness, it's not true that you're useless. But if things keep going this way, you might really become useless in the end.

The male lead freezes ⊙▽⊙: ...Oh.

The System's face cracks: Host, you're supposed to comfort him, not raise his corruption score. Though you'll still earn points later...

The hot-tempered guy smiles slightly: ^O^ So, Your Highness, it's time to study hard today. You have to work hard for a happy life. Otherwise, you might become the useless person they say you are.

The male lead sniffs tearfully, then nods: All right, Master.

The System: The male lead is so pitiful, getting comforted like this...

Years later

The System, looking utterly defeated ╯□╰, watches a man pin the Host against the wall and kiss him fiercely. The Host cries out: "System, save me! He's gone crazy!"

System: ⊙﹏⊙ Uh... I'll think of something. Ow, I've been beaten up...

After smacking the System flying, the handsome man closes the door and stares at the trembling hothead, his eyes full of obsession: It's all thanks to you that I didn't become useless. From now on, you have to stay by my side and keep teaching me not to stray from the right path.

The hot-tempered guy looks devastated: Please, no. Ugh... Don't pounce on me! I don't like men! Ahhhhh!

This is a super-sweet treat in which the bottom is impatient with the tops in each world, only to be loved to pieces and spoiled rotten by his true love.

● Ongoing story: Quick Transmigration: The Lazy Fish Helps the Protagonist Break Up His Fated Couple, historical danmei, bottom-focused

Tags: Host and cat System disrupt the fated-match plot √, everyday struggles in higher-level worlds √, lots of plot and little romance (seriously) √, universally adored ×, love polygon ×, conventional quick transmigration ×

Blurb: He's a diligent, hardworking veteran of the Time and Space Bureau, with over three hundred years of service. He's completed countless missions and earned more than a hundred thousand points.

But now

Ye Linyue is a lazy couch potato, lying flat and enjoying life. Wallet balance: less than ten thousand.

The couch potato lounging on the sofa says: Doesn't matter. I'll keep lying flat.

The kitten yells angrily: Host, you're almost out of mortgage money and living expenses!

Ye Linyue looks awkward: For the house and for a living, this lazy fish has to get up and do missions.

They stake out a spot and snatch a [Series Mission: Break the Client's Fated Couple]

Ye Linyue and the orange cat Gu Ju are shocked: Why is there such a weird mission?

The client's parents hired someone to tie a red thread between the client and another person. That person is willing to date the client, meaning the client and their fated match are supposed to become a couple in each of the upcoming worlds (which haven't happened yet).

The client himself: I'm not dating anyone! Complete all the missions and I'll give you 200,000 points!

The mission is to disrupt a whole bunch of romance plots and stop the client from getting together with his fated match.

Ye Linyue says: This mission seems super easy. Let me help you.

But it turns out it isn't that simple. He later learns that the client's parents didn't tie the red thread at all. He's gotten himself into a huge mess. No wonder it's so hard to break them up.

World Arc Directory

[World 1 ◆ Complete] Break-the-Couple Series Mission

The Pig Butcher's Younger Son Helps the Handsome Protagonist Break His Fated Match

After harvesting vegetables, Ye Linyue stays home. A handsome man in splendid robes twirls a folding fan and asks at the door, "Are you the younger son of the only pig butcher in this village?"

After Ye Linyue admits it, the handsome man... (Folded. Visit my profile to read more.)

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