I'll Keep the General Alive (Interstellar)

This story will be thoroughly revised. [Blurb One] Weak, helpless, and always hungry, all I can do is act cute to keep my general alive. It's just enough to get by. Hamster: Healing spell! Klaus: HP +1 Hamster: Healing spell! Klaus: HP +1 Hamster: Healing spell! Klaus: HP +1 Hamster A (sprawled out like Ge You): I'm out of mana. Let me catch my breath. Klaus: ...Then how am I supposed to heal my remaining -9,999,997 HP? [Blurb Two] Once upon a time, there was a little hamster. Touch his butt and he quivered all over. He loved sunflower seeds and meat, and stood less than 1.6 meters tall. The little hamster trembled as he shuffled up to the top. “Will you be my wife?” The top pinched the little hamster's cheek. “Sure, wife?” Strong-willed, protective top X delicate hamster bottom - Advertisement time: Buddy No. 1: [Top-led] “This Bird Is Crossing the Line Again!” by Ru Chensi Buddy No. 2: [Top-led] “Loving and Fighting My Nemesis” by Shui Dishi Buddy No. 3: [Fantasy] “[Reborn] The Whole World Loves Me” by Yidian Qiuliang - Riding my long Lincoln tricycle, taking my buddies mountain climbing Theme: