Luring a Ghostly Top into the Kitchen

Question: What's it like to be haunted by a ghost? Lin Xi: Thanks for asking. A ghost picks me up after work, there's meat in every meal, and aside from tired legs at night and an aching back in the morning, I'm feeling great. On the fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month, ghosts knock at the door. Born in a yin hour, in a yin place, offering up a soul. Lin Xi couldn't understand why the man in his home always got agitated whenever he cooked. He lowered his head and mused, "I followed the recipe. What's wrong with it looking a bit dark?" The Ghost Lord, crouching in the kitchen and trying to snatch the spatula, heard him and pressed a hand to his forehead in despair. Of course. You can mistake soy sauce for vinegar. You're a real little genius. A scheming Ghost Lord top with an iron stomach. An abstinent white-collar bottom who can't see what he's doing with his hands. 1. A short story. It's been a while since I wrote, so I'm just getting back into the swing of it. 2. Everyday life. The mystical stuff and gaming industry are just things I made up as I went along, so don't take them seriously. 3. It's on autopost from my drafts. I'll post it once it's finished to avoid delays. 4. The cover art has vanished, but I'm lazy. I'll replace it when I have time. Theme: Wage slaves must fight for their dreams too.