For the extra story, go here -> [Cross-Dressing Extra] Daily Life in Women's Clothing
Serious Warning:
[A wacky, sugary-sweet story by an author who's given up on treatment]
Straight guy Cheng Anran transmigrates into a Mary Sue novel and becomes a vicious, short-lived female side character (a cross-dressing guy).
But he's super rich,
and incredibly good-looking!
Every day, he stares into the mirror and practically licks it ten times, wishing the reflection were his wife.
Luckily, he's a man, but he also deeply regrets not being a girl. Sigh…
Cheng Anran never has to worry about food or clothes, and gets to watch melodramatic evening dramas every day.
This life is practically a winner's life!
Oh my, the male lead's Maserati has been scammed again. How tragic.
Oh my, the female lead has taken over the male lead's office again. So tragic.
Oh my, the male lead's luxury entertainment business has been trashed by the second male lead again. So, so tragic.
He happily munches on popcorn and watches the drama until one of the people involved snatches it away...
Male lead: You've got your legs crossed and you're enjoying the show, huh?
Cheng Anran: I didn't! It wasn't me! (shakes his head like a washing machine.jpg)
Crazy Little Scene 1
After his identity is revealed, Cheng Anran shakes his head and gazes sorrowfully at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle.
The male lead and all that? They're liars.
He said he was as straight as an iron rod,
but the first thing he did was pull down my pants.
Crazy Little Scene 2
After the domineering CEO's heartfelt confession...
Cheng Anran: Well, um, I'm a man, and I'm straight as a steel pipe.
The CEO's smile slowly fades.
You've confessed, sent flowers, and had a diamond custom-made. And now you're telling me you're a man?
Okay, no problem. If you're a man, then you can just be the one on the bottom.
Cheng Anran protests sternly: I don't think this is okay!
CEO: But I think it's absolutely great!
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[The Give-Up-on-Treatment Series: A Modern Demon-Hunting Story]
Little Taoist An Yang is reborn. He didn't bring a System, and he didn't awaken any special powers.
He's not the kind of person reborn with extraordinary talent.
He just happens to have a few magical Pokemon in Poke Balls in his arms...
They can catch people and capture demons, too.
If you don't call that badass, scream it until your throat gives out!
But one dark and stormy night, he caught an ancient ferocious beast.
Holy crap, this thing is so mischievous,
cowardly and lazy, acting like a big shot, and only shocking its own side.
It's basically a busted Pikachu.
I can't take care of it! I can't take care of it!
An Yang stares at the balance in his Alipay account, lost in silence.
Frantic An Yang: Get out of the ball! I want a refund!
Zhulong plays dumb: Pika, pika?
An Yang, coldly: Shut up.
Please don't sully his adorable Pikachu.
[Old rogue who acts cute Zhulong gong X exhausted, mother-hen trainer shou]
Little Scene One
[First Meeting]
Zhulong: You despicable human! You actually forced a contract on me!!
Zhulong: Shameless!
An Yang: ...Big brother, you climbed into the ball yourself…
[Once they're close]
Zhulong secretly buys a set of women's clothes and asks: What cute pose should I use to get my Yangyang to wear women's clothes?
An Yang: Get lost.
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Hot recommendations for my friends' novels:
The Antique Vase Came to Life! [Showbiz] by Na Yinian [Fantasy BL, a real vase comes to life and takes the entertainment industry by storm]
My Furry Demon King by Ruchen Si [Fantasy BL, cute pets. The guardian is obsessed with fur, and later gets obsessed with me!]
After Getting a System, I Became Everyone's Crush by Yidian Qiuliang [I, Xie Yu, code name Bigshot, unmarried but with a kid. Do not disturb]
Theme:
Damn it's been three years! Three years! What about your extra? What about your extra? Were you eaten? ? ? ? ?
Hey, it's inexplicably cruel or whatnot... I can update it tomorrow (I promise, just wink at the screen)
Poor President Baili, this boyfriend was so hot that he was gone as soon as he got it.
The article was written in 19 years, and it is now 25 years old. Where is your extra story, the author? ? ! ! !
Did the author run away? What about your extra?
Goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo?
Where is my full order? Woohoo!
The man was crying so hard
I have mixed feelings, not enjoying myself
A long, long time has passed... Gu Gu Gu Gu?