The government says that after turning twenty-five, you can no longer be called a young person. You have to be called middle-aged.
I, Chi Xi, am a single, twenty-seven-year-old middle-aged woman, living the kind of unstable life that makes the older generation worry.
After a ridiculous misunderstanding, I started keeping a snake.
A white snake with snowy scales and black eyes. It has a sweet tooth, loves burrowing under the covers and pretending to be a scarf draped around my neck. It even sunbathes and wags its tail at me. My friends say it's a spirit snake possessed by a dog...
The white snake opened the door to a whole new world for me, revealing a magical yet down-to-earth community of yaoguai. Then I realized that I had been dealing with yaoguai all along.
Grandpa: Snake skin makes great liquor!
Grandma: Snake gall is so nourishing!
Uncle: Snake meat is delicious!
White Snake: Is your family insane?!
Me: There, there. Don't be scared. I won't let my family lay a hand on you.
White Snake: I'll make you liquor, feed you, and nourish you~ Come here!
Me: ...
Note:
[No ranking spoilers, please]
[Mindless fluff]
Coming soon:
No. 1, After He Killed Me
After killing Qin Xiao'e, Chu Yingyu was left without his one weakness, yet he could no longer sleep at night. He would gaze at the woman in the ice coffin, often doubting himself and even breaking down, until he could no longer be the sharpest blade of the Eightfold Palace.
This is the story of a cold-blooded killer who doesn't understand love, puts himself to the test, and ends up utterly defeated. He loves the heroine more than he ever imagined.
No. 2, My Neighbor Is an Alien Plant
Yu Miao is done pretending. She'll come clean: she just wants to suck on the neighbor across the hall. He has tentacles, a lovely scent, and fruit! He's fun to play with and edible, too!
At the beginning:
Yu Miao: Stop hiding, Mr. Neighbor! I know you're not human!
The trembling neighbor: ...
Later:
Yu Miao: Let's live together! I'll get a shovel and transplant you into my bedroom! What kind of fertilizer and environment do you like?
The neighbor thinks for a while: As long as I have you and sunshine, that's all I need ^U^
Yu Miao: That's so cheap?
Neighbor: I don't cost a thing, and I can provide fruit and sap. I'll make you feel really good OWo!
Yu Miao: Ahem, how about we get married first?
A hopeless romantic alien plant hero x a passionate heroine with a strange XP System
[Completed works]: Two Journey to the West stories, I Think There's Something Wrong with Journey to the West and How Do I Deal with Becoming the Property of Powerful People?
A redemption story about a brave hero with tons of trigger warnings, After the Genius Hero Became Disabled; a bizarre fantasy story, The Regrettable Princes in the Castle
A silly story about a substitute who becomes the leader of a demon cult, Forced to Become the Leader of the Demon Cult; a story about a nonhuman romance, I Fell in Love with a Snake
A male Omega who runs away while pregnant, Please Let Me Be a Happy Mom; a silly CEO story, I Was Fired After a Blind Date with the CEO
Theme:
Mistaking a Killer for a Young Hero
I Just Transmigrated, and Now I Have to Marry the Demon King!?
Sheathing the Blade
Are You Serious About Leaving Your Child in My Care?
[Hunter X Hunter] I'm Afraid of Cats
[Journey to the West] It's My Fault for Being So Passionate
A Few Tales of Me and the Ghost Boy
[Journey to the West] How to Keep Everyone Happy!
I Can Only Save Myself from This Angsty Novel with My Ridiculous Antics
21+
A Few Tales of Me and a Werewolf
I Don't Want to Be the Leader of the Warriors of Light
21+
Yaga, Yaga, I Love You So Much
Sigh... Chi hope, forget about Bai Tang. Since he didn't choose you, don't wait any longer. If he truly loves you, he'll come looking for you after you wake up, whether you remember him or not. Of course, if Chi Xi feels that Fan Xing means more than just a partner to her; he's an indispensable part of her self-improvement... Then... Okay.
No… it's obvious that Fanxing had already made his choice and chosen Qingqing. Even when he didn't know when he would wake up and might have to let Chixi down, he still resolutely… right?
Everything was fine until the part about choosing Qingqing, which made it unwatchable.
Three years... I feel like at least thirty years wouldn't be appropriate. By the time we're in our fifties or sixties, we probably won't be interested in dating anymore. The timing is just right. We wake up and treat each other like friends, respectful and distant (Doge). However, the idea of a happy ending with family reunion is indeed a unique and inexplicable obsession of ours.
To be honest, I personally found Chi hope's actions quite realistic, but they were also genuinely painful to watch. Frankly, I really wished Chi Xi's memory had been erased back then, so Fanxing could pursue him again. Even though Fanxing helped Sun Qingqing out of guilt or something, and didn't waver between two girls like in melodramatic plots, Fanxing clearly understood she didn't love Sun Qingqing. But I still can't stand her.
He still chose Qingqing, so why make the female lead wait for him? Why should she wait? Just because he loves her doesn't mean he should make her wait. It's truly disgusting. Making someone who loves him wait for someone he supposedly likes—it's utterly despicable.
It's an article from 2017, but it's still so heartwarming.
I skipped through the middle and later parts, and the writing was a bit hard to describe.
I skipped through the ending; the female lead should have made a conscious decision to leave.
While organizing my book collection, I found this complete subscription, but I had no recollection of it, so I reread it. It felt a bit disgusting. I was particularly uncomfortable when the male lead included the female lead as one of his choices. Thankfully, the female lead didn't choose to forget him; otherwise, it would have been even more disgusting if she had been tricked into falling for him later. It's better to remember these disgusting things to learn a lesson.