The Tale of Two Emperors

P.S. Please note: This is an AU with an Eastern fantasy setting. Updates are irregular. Amnesiac Uchiha Madara has holed up deep in the mountains for a hundred years, waiting for the so-called "fated encounter." Uchiha Madara: What the hell is this fated encounter?! Why the hell did I have to wait so long? ...Then, one day, the "fated encounter" arrives. As soon as he leaves the mountains, Uchiha Madara finds a tiny baby who is barely a month old. The baby blinks up at him with big, watery almond eyes and smiles at him- -Bam, a critical hit! -Uchiha Madara's health drops by 200%. KO! Uchiha Madara: ...I've lived a life well worth living!! Senju Hashirama (baby): Goo? Uchiha Madara: Come on, be good and give me a couple of kisses. No kisses, no feeding. Senju Hashirama (baby): Smack, smack, smack. (He gives him an extra kiss, just to be thorough.) Uchiha Madara (thinking): Ah! Little Hashirama is so good and so cute!!! Actually, the first half is mainly about how the amnesiac Madara raises the equally amnesiac little Hashirama, and then it becomes a story about a "creepy father" (struck through). ~P.S. Madara spoils little Hashirama rotten, with no morals and no limits. P.P.S. Little Hashirama is powerless, like Tang Sanzang's flesh (struck through). He'll only become virile when he's an adult~