
The Phoenix Perches on the Parasol Tree
凤栖梧
by Duguang Jianmu (都广建木)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 317k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Updated
- 5y ago
- English
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Synopsis
Currently serializing: "Tu Nan"
A history of the rise and fall of an immortal merfolk ocean empire, and also a sort of sequel to "Who Can Be Immortal."
Blurb:
Bo Xin: Mother, I have a father.
A Li (a little troubled): I thought you were a product of self-fertilization. So you aren't? Then what is your father?
Bo Xin: Father is a tree.
A Li: Then he definitely isn't your biological father.
Bo Xin: How could that be? He is my biological father.
A Li: DNA says you're my biological son. And aside from the fact that I'm a bird with normal tastes and preferences, even if I were open to anything, I wouldn't be depraved enough to screw a tree.
Many years later.
A Li: It's actually pretty good!
Other upcoming stories:
"A Feasibility Report on Social Care in the Yushi Kingdom"
What's the hardest thing about bringing long-lived and short-lived species together to form a country?
Different species have different worldviews.
The Yushi Kingdom has officially announced: Short-lived residents who are willing to work at the Yinglong Kindergarten and help care for the younglings will receive generous wages and three meals a day. The meals will match the Yinglong younglings' menu: whatever the younglings eat, the elderly eat.
Hiring requirements: Applicants must be over fifty-five. Disabilities, dementia, and chronic illness are all acceptable, as long as it isn't contagious. Being too old to walk is no problem. The older, the better. Also, the work contract is a life-and-death pact.
The whole country was in an uproar, and then a large number of elderly people were sent to the kindergarten.
P.S. This is also a side story for "Immortal," but it's not set in the past. It's a story set in a later era, in the Yushi Empire founded after the Yinglong came ashore.
"Chang Yi"
Have you ever seen a god?
Fei: I have. When I crossed the endless darkness, I saw a flower. That was a god, but she is someone I cannot love, and she thinks my feelings for her are just youthful ignorance.
A prequel to "Immortal."
A teacher-student romance, probably. Female teacher, male student. A story set in the world of "Immortal."
"Zhi Ming"
The heroine's perspective:
Greed is the source of my drive., Jiang Yan
To climb higher, Jiang Yan fought and struggled all the way up, ultimately reaching a position second only to one person, and even reduced that person to a figurehead. But that person is so handsome. If I hold the highest power, what's wrong with sleeping with the most beautiful man?
The hero's perspective:
The most miserable thing in life is to have no talent for governing, yet be forced to sit on the jade throne and bear the burden of the nation's fate. Even worse, I can tell all the shamans are deceiving me and trying to control me. I wouldn't mind them lying to me and trying to control me in order to gain power. I don't even care about power. But they hold authority and refuse to do any work.
Damn, where did this capable workaholic come from? Sure, you're also lying to me and trying to control me, but I'll forgive you since you're competent and willing to do the work.
What the hell, I gave you power so you'd work better, not so you'd lust after my body.
A story set in the world of "Immortal."
"Jian Sheng," a side story for "Immortal"
Being a spy is hard. Being a spy in a chaotic era is even harder.
What was the thing Wen Sheng regretted most in her life?
The answer: Being young and foolish enough to become a spy.
What was the thing Wen Sheng regretted least in her life?
The answer: Being young and foolish enough to become a spy.
"Luo Shen"
Divorce feels great for a moment, but getting back together is a living hell. The male lead is Feng Yi, the River Earl. The heroine is the Luo Shen, the daughter of Fuxi.
"No Light"
What's a teacher's greatest failure?
Is it when the students don't amount to anything?
No, it's when every student succeeds, but every last one of them turns against humanity.
A prequel to "Immortal," starring Wu Guang, the master of Qing Jing and Wang Shu.
The author's current serializations:
"Tu Nan": A history of the rise and fall of an immortal merfolk ocean empire, and also a sort of sequel to "Who Can Be Immortal."
"Zhen Dan Ji II": Short side stories for "Immortal" and "Tu Nan."
"At the End of the Qingping": A story about the relationship between sects and noble clans, one of the prequels to the Heavenly Court.
"Records of the Yellow Springs": Also a side story for "Immortal," but set in the Underworld.
The author's completed works:
"A Survival Guide to Self-Rescue After Rebirth in the Apocalypse": An atypical apocalypse rebirth story.
"Zhen Dan Ji": A collection of medium-length and short side stories for "Immortal," including a watch-along format.
"After the Heavenly Court Fell": Disaster and spiritual qi revival crawled through the internet. Also known as a player's adventure through a Mobius loop.
"Hua Xin": The adventures of the Yan Emperor in his youth, the fourth prequel to "Immortal."
"Who Can Be Immortal": A chronicle of the heroine's rise to kingship, with an ensemble cast in a fictional setting and no women competing against one another. The heroine and other women fight only over the throne.
"Ge Sheng": The push and pull between power and love, the third prequel to "Immortal."
"A Match Made in Art": A fish falls in love with a hairless monkey, the second prequel to "Immortal."
"Wang Shu": Teaching values from childhood, the first prequel to "Immortal."
"The Willful Miracle Doctor": A mental patient's journey of self-healing.
"A Family of Three Species": A family of three, all from different species.
"A Nonhuman's Field Guide": A world full of demons running wild, where the manor lord wants to quit.
"The Pillar of the State": A treacherous minister VS. a worthy minister.
"Feng Qi Wu": When a schemer loses her memory.
"Yao Guang": A demon falls in love with a god, and loves them to madness.
Premise: A schemer reforms and turns over a new leaf
Tags
- ThemeXianxia
- POVFemale Lead
- Age13+
- JJWXCSigned
- AccessPaid (VIP)
- Favored by Heaven
- Lighthearted
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I remember that Meng Huang used gold bricks as weapons, while Shao Huang used a sword; Meng Huang also had a child with the Demon Lord, so this should be Meng Huang's story, but the protagonist is listed as Shao Huang; however, after Meng Huang, Shao Huang became the Emperor of Nanming, but here Shao Huang has become the ancestor of Beiming. So, author, your writing here is quite messy.
Isn't the female lead Shao Huang? Why are these pictures of the Southern Emperor?
Seeing this, I realized that Ali is truly a scumbag, especially the last part... Tsk.
Good heavens, this chapter made me dizzy. I really didn't understand these characters and their relationships.
I'm thinking, Ah Li must know this chess player, and there's a good chance he might be the male lead (touches chin).
I could tell she was the one who jumped off the Execution Platform.
With nine sons and six daughters, there should be fifteen people in total, right?
Why are all the novel summaries these days the same old "face-slapping but actually delicious" type? I thought I'd stumbled upon the same author...
The author's writing is so confusing; they really should explain it.
I always thought Ah Li was Shao Huang, and I liked her a lot because of that initial impression. But when I found out she wasn't, I lost interest. It just felt awkward no matter how I looked at her, and I couldn't love her anymore.