[Pili + Golden Light] A Carefree Life

Blurb updated: 01-JAN-2020. Update schedule depends on circumstances. HAPPY NEW YEAR! The terrible author's current status: Work has been hectic lately. If I have the time and inspiration, updates will come whenever they come. I started writing this mainly to indulge my own guilty pleasures: [bullying Hei Su Huan] + [wanting to sleep with Cang Jing Ren] A little spoiler: You can think of this as a fun little story about a sarcastic, silly, adorable idiot who is Su Huan Zhen's biological mother, and how she happily courts death, flirts with men, and flirts with women in the Pili world. "Su Huan Zhen and I: our tangled past and present lives." [A wealthy Confucian, a shut-in Taoist, and a stoic Buddhist.] "Ever since I got bound to Su Huan Zhen, random bugs keep triggering. What is this golden finger for?!" [This makes no scientific sense!] "Su Huan Zhen and I are the one true love, invincible together." [What the hell! We even had a kid!] "Why do all those villains like me so much?!" [A bad guy up ahead! Son, your mother needs you!] "A little story I have to tell about the Shi family." [Actually, the one I want to sleep with is Cang Jing Ren.] "A little story I have to tell about the Su family." [Sons, daughters, daughters-in-law, and grandchildren.] "Why does the human world have to be destroyed?" [The elders are the ones who made the world hate humanity. It has nothing to do with us!] This story is: awkward, parodic, ridiculously over-the-top, silly, melodramatic, infuriating, entertaining, snarky, governed by ghost logic, full of wild plot twists, plot-hole-ridden, worldview-shattering, shameless, scraping the bottom of the barrel, Mary Sue, Gary Stu, utterly unhinged, gleefully over-imaginative, and wildly inventive. Although this is a Pili and Jin Guang crossover fanfic, the plots, characters, and all sorts of pairings (whether BG, BL, or GL) will absolutely be butterfly-effected, waved away, or completely derailed. This is a slow-burn story, and it might well end up abandoned, so think twice before falling into this pit. Thanks for reading! I won't respond to zero-star or negative reviews. I never asked you to read this, so please read the blurb before deciding whether to read the story. If you can't accept the premise, here's what to do: click the [X] at the top right of the page when your mouse gets around to it. If anything is wrong with this story, it must be for one of the following reasons: 1: [It's all the world's fault!] 2: [It's all Tokiomi's fault!] 3: [However you look at it, it's your fault!] A message from the terrible author: I'm a hard-working office employee, working from 9 to 6, five and a half days a week. I can't update daily. I can only make time to write on Saturdays and Sundays. I expect each chapter to average 2,000 to 3,000 words under normal circumstances. If I'm in a state of gleeful over-imagination and a burst of inspiration, I can probably manage around 4,000 words.