[Pili] The Heroine's Mentality Has Crumbled

My first boyfriend was a sickly beauty. Then one day, he died of his illness without a word.

My second boyfriend was a fortune-teller. Then one day, he disappeared without a word.

My third boyfriend was a young master. Then one day, he left for no apparent reason.

They all broke up with me without even asking.

But that's fine. Good riddance! The next one will be even better.

Then I met my current boyfriend. He's handsome and witty, but a little schizophrenic.

No matter. He's gorgeous, and that's all that matters!

Unfortunately, my current boyfriend is a handful too. We'd been in a long-distance relationship for ages, and just when he finally came to see me, all three religious sects joined forces and threw him in prison for plotting something shady. He got life, too.

My current boyfriend instantly became my ex. Who could possibly have it worse than me?

I spent a whole hour feeling sad, then pulled myself together.

Recently, I've fallen for another beauty. He likes to contemplate life on rainy days.

I was just about to cater to his tastes and arrange a romantic encounter on a rainy day, but I never imagined that ex-boyfriends could turn up in a crowd.

Wen Naihe: Lan Yin, have you forgotten me already?

Jing Taojun: Yinyin, when did I ever agree to break up with you?

Xia Chenglin: A Yin, I went back to inherit the sect leader's position. Now I'm back to marry you.

Yu Jian: Woman, who was it that said we were made for each other?

Me: That scared me, thanks.

I'm freaking losing it!

Heads-up:

1. This story is told in first person.

2. A melodramatic love-triangle battlefield lies ahead.

3. The characters' values do not represent the author's. Everything serves the plot.

Theme: Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility.