The Cannon Fodder's Daily Revenge on Scumbags [Quick Transmigration]

Qing Yan has a dream: to die beneath a peony, drunk and resting on a beauty's lap. He finally makes that dream come true after getting an "Abuse Scumbags and Turn Your Fate Around" System. Enchanting, aloof, gentle, sinister... No matter how many versions of you there are, he falls in love with each one. But... Qing Yan: Why am I the one on the bottom? [Cold.jpg] System: All roads lead to the same destination. This is a win! ① The protagonist is the bottom: gorgeous and adored, but a bit of a scumbag himself. ② The top is split into multiple versions. Taking down scumbags is the focus, flirting is secondary, and the romance develops quickly. Recommending my friend's story! Title: A Career-Minded Straight Guy, Yet Everyone's Favorite [Quick Transmigration] by You Chu Story ID: 9040559 [Blurb] The massive dating reality show "Love at First Sight" is recruiting contestants from around the world, from the sons of powerful tycoons, research institute professors, and top-tier stars, to factory workers, delivery guys, and unemployed people from the slums. Regardless of status or family background, they'll fall into a passionate, undying romance in front of billions of viewers. They'll have their memories sealed and enter a series of virtual worlds, role-playing according to basic character profiles. One hundred contestants will follow their hearts, with romance left to unfold however they choose. The reality show's goal is to find love that feels destined and lasts until death. Any couple that doesn't stay together in a world won't count as a once-in-a-lifetime romance that lasts forever! Jiang Biewan, a slum resident, is lucky enough to win a spot. He rubs his hands together excitedly. Here's his chance to get rich! In the group-recorded declaration of love: "I don't have much ambition. I'm fine with getting eliminated in the first round." "As long as I can get a decent job from the exposure after I'm eliminated, that's enough." "Romance?" Jiang Biewan gives a shy smile, fully aware of his own limitations. "No woman would ever fall for an unemployed guy like me." [The Noble Academy's Common Lackey] He's the most eye-catching and most notorious of the academy's specially admitted students. His excessively beautiful face draws the attention of the people at the top. They watch him quickly submit to the school's rules and become their undignified lackey, then lose interest. They beckon with a finger and he comes running, eager to please. They toss him something, and he cradles it like a treasure, smiling so brilliantly it's breathtaking. What else could this be but love? The elite know full well how they feel about him. They look down on him for being shallow, yet when he catches the attention of a mixed-blood noble, they can't help protecting him. Mixed-blood noble: "Move aside, startup funds number one, two, and three." The elite: ? Jiang Biewan guiltily looks away. [The Rich Kid Clinging to a Paranormal Being] When paranormal games descend upon the world, Jiang Biewan becomes nothing but a pretty face, useless except for his money. Everyone he rejected in the past has become a top-ranked powerhouse. They love and hate him in equal measure, declaring that if he wants to survive, he'll have to beg them for help. Even waving cash around, he can't find anyone willing to take him into a dungeon. In a fit of anger, Jiang Biewan enters one by himself that very day. The powerhouses are horrified. Before they can use an item to rescue him, Jiang Biewan comes back out alive. He met a paranormal being with impaired self-awareness. It doesn't eat humans. Instead, it eats other paranormal beings. Jiang Biewan tricks it into believing that vampires are a branch of the human race, then shamelessly gets its contact information so it can come to the rescue whenever he enters a dungeon. He takes the trick too far, though, and now it pins him down every night to drink a little blood from his neck. [The Cold Palace Prince Amid the Warlords] The imperial clan is in decline, and warlords are rising everywhere. Wearing his shabby prince's robes, Jiang Biewan figures he ought to become emperor, or he'd be letting himself down. The prince in the Cold Palace has few allies, so he personally recruits capable people: a distinguished young nobleman famous for his talent, a low-born soldier with exceptional martial prowess, and a young valley lord who heals the sick and helps the needy. He goes out of his way to win them over one by one. He talks about the future with the nobleman, speaks of trust with the soldier, and uses a bitter trick on the young valley lord, insisting that he isn't recruiting talent at all, he just wants to be friends. Now that they're friends, surely they won't just watch him fight alone? Whoever asks, he's the person Jiang Biewan trusts and cherishes most. He looks at them with those sincere eyes, and no one can bring themselves to doubt him. The trick works well. The only downside is having to soothe his shadow guard and strategist in the middle of the night. "Don't worry. You're definitely the one I trust most. I'll get rid of the others once they're no longer useful." After N worlds, a flood of viewers shows up in the comments under Jiang Biewan's love declaration video. [You said you'd be out in the first round, but you turned the dating show into your personal stage!] [No woman will fall for you? Take a good look at yourself: fair skin, a gorgeous face, a big chest (of muscles), and a slender waist. What woman would dare fall for you?] [Some people work out too much and attract the same sex. You attract the same sex whether you work out or not.] [How do you manage to start making money the moment you enter each world, while also making all the powerhouses lose their minds over you?] [A career-minded straight guy, yet everyone's favorite] Theme: No matter how many times it happens, I'll only ever fall in love with you.