(Quick Transmigration) The Lines Are Poisonous

My little darlings, aren't you going to come check out my new story~ Click into my column: "The Strongest Mecha Master in the Galaxy": A mecha master who tears mechas apart by hand (*/ω\*) Lin Yu has terrible luck and gets assigned an extremely tricky mission. The task: survive at the hands of a cruel and ruthless target, and rewrite the ending. In every world, Lin Yu has to say three lines to the target. He can accept that. The lines get more and more bizarre, and Lin Yu can just about accept that too. But could he at least have some dignity? Lin Yu quietly took a kidney supplement. System: "Senior brother, I have no other wish in this life. I only long for you to show me the slightest bit of tenderness..." Lin Yu: "That's the first line?" System: "...Yes." Lin Yu: "Can I beat you up?" System: "I'm just a low-level System, killing time at work. What can I do? I'm desperate too!" P.S. One-on-one romance, two movie emperors. Theme: