(System) The Villainess Won't Be a Sacrificial Lamb

Hong Yi, born into a family of tomb raiders, was always causing trouble. At last, she managed to get herself killed. She caused trouble in every way imaginable, dragged her whole family into it, and even picked up a System along the way. She wanted to mend her ways, but the System forcibly branded her a villain and demanded that she keep causing trouble. She's got a bit of a mean streak, and the road to causing trouble... just keeps getting wider. Also known as "One Hundred Ways for a Grave-Digging Couple to Team Up," "The Female Lead Isn't Me Anyway," "A Villain's Technical Guide," and "The Forced Villainess's Life." P.S. Thanks to Chaye for the cover! Reading Guide: 1. Updates daily at 8:30 a.m. 2. Three thousand characters per day. 3. This is a one-on-one romance with a happy ending. Dive in with confidence, sweethearts! {background-color:#CCF;border-bottom-color: #CCF;border-bottom-style:#CCF;border-bottom-width:1px;padding:3px 5px 0;}.readtd{border:1px solid #458B74;}.sptd{ background-color:#CCF;text-align:center;}.cytable td{border:1px solid #458B74;font-size:12px;padding:5px 3px 3px;}.cytable{border-collapse:collapse;}.controlbar{border:1px solid #458B74;} The new story is here! Please add "Offer Your Heart to Our Ancestor" to your favorites! Qin Hongke is a longevity elixir that has gained human form. The people who want to eat her could circle the Mausoleum of the First Emperor three hundred times. To repay a debt of gratitude, she willingly offers herself to the Xu family's ancestor, Xu Jian, a short-lived man who can only live to thirty because his cultivation damaged his body. Xu Jian scoffed. "Eat a longevity elixir? I chose this path, so I've been prepared for this for a long time. Stay away from me, kid. I'm not eating you." Xu Jian's subordinates had long been used to the empire's number-one Esper, a man who did whatever he pleased, lorded it over everyone, and feared no one. They thought they could live this carefree life forever. Then, one day, a little girl appeared behind Xu Jian, following him around like a little tail. The unbelievable part was that their venerable ancestor Xu Jian kept telling her, "Stay away from me," while quietly letting her follow him. He even secretly chased away every suitor who came near her, like a wolf guarding its food. More unbelievable still, Xu Jian took their whole gang of burly men to girly, pink dessert shops packed with little girls. Xu Jian picked a strawberry ice cream and used his water-based Esper powers, which had slain countless enemies, to encase it in a shell of ice. He kept adjusting the thickness of the ice, completely oblivious to the fact that he looked like a fierce bandit come to rob the place. He carefully asked the shop owner, "At what temperature should I keep this sickly-sweet little thing so it'll taste the sweetest?" The owner was a little stunned. "It's sweetest if you eat it right away." Xu Jian said, "I'm taking it to my wife." His burly subordinates: Wife? Since when? When they left the dessert shop, Xu Jian looked at his baffled subordinates and couldn't help grinning smugly. "This little thing isn't nearly as sweet as my wife. You're all single. You wouldn't understand." His burly subordinates: ??? What are you so smug about? You made the girl angry in an argument just yesterday. You're obviously rushing off to apologize. If you know so much, why don't you try arguing without apologizing afterward? As the empire's number-one Esper, Xu Jian had powerful fists and had always done whatever he pleased. A saying passed between the generals of nearly every enemy nation: "Cross paths with Xu Jian, and you won't live to see another day." But there was a second half: "Wait until he turns thirty, and he'll sleep forever." Everyone knew Xu Jian could only live to thirty. Xu Jian made it to thirty-one. Enemy generals: Never mind. He's just clinging to life. Xu Jian turned thirty-two. Enemy generals: What's two more years of letting him hang on? Xu Jian turned thirty-three. Enemy generals: ... Three years here, three years there, and before they knew it, he'd clung to life for another thirty years. Xu Jian, whose existence made them grind their teeth in hatred, was still as arrogant as ever, with no sign of reining himself in. Theme: