I Became Famous in the Entertainment Industry by Selling Jade Carvings

Shui Yiyao slipped into an entertainment novel and became a coquettish bitch mermaid supporting character who always competes with the heroine for the hero. Shui Yiyao: Who did my honest jade carving craftsman offend? In a large-scale rural life reality show, netizens waited in front of the show, waiting to see how Shui Yiyao would make things happen. This program is different from usual. An old man from the Institute of History is invited to be a guest commentator. A coquettish bitch contestant like Shui Yiyao who dominates the world will definitely be scolded. Seeing a bunch of stars in front of her openly and covertly competing for the C position, Shui Yiyao silently walked to the corner, picked up the chainsaw and wood at the door of the farmyard's woodshed, and started to play carving. In just fifteen minutes, a kitten wood carving handle was produced. When the camera cut to Shui Yiyao, the host was stunned and then joked: "It seems Shui Yiyao is too boring." One commentator said with a hint of ridicule: "Vase." But the elder gentleman next to her suddenly stood up, looked at the thing in Shui Yiyao's hand, and wondered: "Replay! Gossamer hair carving?... Yinxian carving?" "This intangible cultural heritage skill has been lost a long time ago! How did this master do it?!" "Quick! Give me this master's contact information!" · Original owner: I am a mermaid. Shui Yiyao: I know. Original owner: Mermaid - timid, sensitive and easily broken. Shui Yiyao: What do you mean? Original owner: squeamish, loves to cry. Shui Yiyao: Cry? Whoever makes me cry, I will make him cry! Chief of the Shark Clan: Shui Yiyao, you have gained weight. After saying that, the clan leader looked at Shui Yiyao's reaction and smiled with satisfaction. As expected, she cried. But... Wait, what's with that sledgehammer in her hand? Food guide: 1. Updated at midnight every day 2.1V1, he 3. There are no prototypes for the characters or programs in the article. 4. The male protagonist in the original work is not the real male protagonist. 5. Thank you for your love; any form of reprinting or txt promotion is rejected. —————— The author took over the copywriting of the article "I Conquered the Infinite World by Opening a Cat Cafe". If you like the column, you can accept it~ When Qiao Wuchu was lovingly feeding the stray cats downstairs in the community, he accidentally traveled into an infinite world. "Welcome all civilized people to the [Civilized Horror Field]. Within the rules of civilization, try to earn points and survive. I wish you good luck! Don't go crazy~" During the horror broadcast, Qiao Wuchu was caught off guard and landed on the first copy. She looked at the kittens still holding goat milk powder in her palms, and they stared at each other with big eyes. The teammates in the dungeon looked at Qiao Wuchu, who was obviously being pulled into the realm of civilized terror for the first time, and then looked at the white little milk cat with expressions of sympathy and pity. Everyone came in and wished they had missiles for self-defense. If that didn't work, fire sticks were all useful weapons for self-defense. Cat, what are cats for? It's still a little kitten, and its claws haven't grown yet, right? It doesn't hurt when you scratch someone. The boss of this dungeon is a fly monster, which has low physical attack power but extremely strong mental damage. The teammates' sanity dropped wildly one after another and was on the verge of collapse. Only Qiao Wuchu, who was holding the milk cat, had a stable sanity that symbolized mental strength and easily withstood the boss attack. Petting the cat will restore the san value! This activity is truly the ultimate joy on earth! Qiao Wuchu opened the points mall - cat food, cat litter and cat climbing frame, buy, buy, buy! Arm strengthener, give it to Uncle Cat! Qiao Wuchu always carries catnip with her, and whenever there is a cat in the dungeon, she will be attracted to her. Qiao Wuchu: Kidnapping instead of buying! I want to give all the cats in the world a home! Later, there was a cat cafe in the living area, which was specially designed to restore san value to players. If you masturbate for 10 points, it will restore 20 san value. It is much more cost-effective than the props in the points mall! And, who doesn't love sucking cats! No one can refuse the joy of petting a cat, not even ghosts. The female ghost with a bloody face gave Qiao Wuchu a dream, and smiled shyly: "Boss Qiao, I will give you this dungeon guide. You can bring a cat to play ~ that one, the long-haired lion cat, she is so cute! Hehe!" Qiao Wuchu: ...80 Points. Female ghost: Yes, 100 points! I want your lion cat door-to-door service, and I want that one, the white one. Qiao Wuchu smiled friendlyly: "Okay, ma'am, two, you have to pay more." If you apply for a monthly package, you can get a 20% discount. —————— Click on the column to collect it~ Cuties who like articles can help click to favorite the author, thank you~ —————— Purpose: Pay attention to intangible cultural heritage skills and inherit national culture.