Her Ancestor's Elixir of Immortality Turned into Sperm

Qin Hongke is an elixir of immortality, and those who want to eat her can circle around the Mausoleum of the First Emperor three hundred times. In order to repay her kindness, she voluntarily gave her heart to the short-lived ancestor of the Xu family who could only live to be thirty years old due to physical problems caused by practicing martial arts. Xu Jian sneered: "What kind of immortality medicine should I take? I have chosen this path and have been mentally prepared for it. Little brat, stay away from me. I won't take it." … Xu Jian's men were used to Xu Jian, the empire's number one superpower master, living an arrogant life every day and not taking anyone seriously. They thought they could live like this for the rest of their lives. Suddenly one day, there was a little girl behind Xu Jian, following him like a tail. What's outrageous is that Xu Jian, the ancestor, said "stay away from me" with disgust, but he always allowed the little girl to follow him, and even secretly beat away the suitors who approached the little girl like a wolf dog guarding the food. What's even more outrageous is that Xu Jian also led a group of rough men with guns and knives to come and go frequently—— A sweet dessert shop. A girly flower shop. Colorful women's clothing store. They are majestic masters of imperial powers, with strawberry ice cream in one hand and colorful little roses in the other. Don't they want to lose face? What does it have to do with us that you, Xu Jian, are in love? Xu Jian: "Whoever still has hands, come and help me pick up these rows of dolls. Tsk, the eyes are so damn big and beautiful." Food guide: 1. Tough guy × little wife (1v1, he) 2. Updated at 9 o'clock every night, 3,000 updates per day, please see the column for cheats. 3. The heroine is not a good person in the traditional sense. ———————————— Copy of the serialized article "I became famous in the entertainment industry by selling jade carvings": Shui Yiyao slipped into an entertainment novel and became a coquettish bitch mermaid supporting character who always competes with the heroine for the hero. Shui Yiyao: Who did my honest jade carving craftsman offend? In a large-scale rural life reality show, netizens waited in front of the show, waiting to see how Shui Yiyao would make things happen. This program is different from usual. An old man from the Institute of History is invited to be a guest commentator. A coquettish bitch contestant like Shui Yiyao who dominates the world will definitely be scolded. Seeing a bunch of stars in front of her openly and covertly competing for the C position, Shui Yiyao silently walked to the corner, picked up the chainsaw and wood at the door of the farmyard's woodshed, and started to play carving. In just fifteen minutes, a kitten wood carving handle was produced. When the camera cut to Shui Yiyao, the host was stunned and then joked: "It seems Shui Yiyao is too boring." Another reviewer said with a hint of sarcasm: "Vase." But the elder gentleman next to her stood up excitedly and looked at the thing in Shui Yiyao's hand with excitement: "Finger knife carving!" "This is a long-lost intangible cultural heritage skill! This is a contemporary master! Master!" "Quick! Give me her contact information!" · Original owner: I am a mermaid. Shui Yiyao: I know. Original owner: Mermaid - timid, sensitive and easily broken. Shui Yiyao: What do you mean? Original owner: squeamish, loves to cry. Shui Yiyao: Cry? Whoever makes me cry, I will make him cry! Chief of the Shark Clan: Shui Yiyao, you have gained weight. After saying that, the clan leader looked at Shui Yiyao's reaction and smiled with satisfaction. As expected, she cried. But... Wait, what's with that sledgehammer in her hand? Recommended articles from gay friend Mengmeng: "My Senior Brother is a Boss" by Sui Shi One sentence introduction [Sir, do you want to buy a charm? The kind that cures all diseases. Purpose: I hope everyone enjoys reading the article.