I Held His Hand, and the Male Lead Insisted He Was Pregnant

Yan You's System suddenly ran into a serious problem. He was forced to make an emergency landing in a book with a bizarre premise. People here could get pregnant just by holding hands, and who got pregnant was random. So the System pretended to be dead. The only exception was Jian Lan, the male lead of the book, a career-driven machine devoid of emotion because he was infertile. Yan You had just arrived and didn't know the rules. By accident, he gave the top-trending male lead's hand a little squeeze. The next day, #JianLanIsAFather# was all over the trending charts. Yan You was forced to make his debut. Jian Lan pondered: He took the initiative to hold my hand. Does he like me? Yan You: That's not what I meant... Jian Lan: We held hands, so I'm pregnant. Yan You: Don't lie to me. You can't possibly get pregnant. Yan You had no choice but to quietly tell him, "That's not how we date where I'm from." Jian Lan: Then how do you date? Yan You demonstrated for him. Jian Lan did as he was shown: "Then we've done that now, too." Later, Jian Lan pretended to be pregnant again. Yan You: ...Wake up. Men can't get pregnant where I'm from, and the one on top definitely can't. Give up on the shotgun wedding idea. #A boy hides under the covers late at night, blushing as he reads a little book by flashlight. When the covers are lifted, he's reading One Hundred and Eight Ways to Hold Hands# #A fine young man washes his hands and ends up pregnant with his own child# #A girl secretly holds her boyfriend's hand, hoping for a shotgun wedding. Her boyfriend unexpectedly gets pregnant, so she angrily gets an abortion and breaks up with him# The original author of this bizarre book: "Let harmony's spring breeze blow across the land. You think holding hands will get my book locked? I don't believe it." Reading Guide: 1. Don't expect logic. Just enjoy the silliness. 2. Original male lead Jian Lan is the top, transmigrated-into-the-book Yan You is the bottom. 3. There are no births. Other people are the ones giving birth. 4.19, three chapters on entry into the VIP section. Please preorder my next book, The Omega Assigned by the State Turns into an Alpha! Lin Rangjiu is an outstanding Alpha, the dream Alpha of every Omega at his school. As soon as he comes of age, the state assigns him an Omega partner. The kind with a hundred percent pheromone compatibility. An Omega drops out of the sky, and Lin Rangjiu, who hasn't had his fill of fun yet, reluctantly goes on a blind date with an O three years older than himself. When they meet, he stares in confusion. "This man is even colder and more impressive than me. He's an O?! Do you think I haven't met an Omega before?!" But his partner's pheromones smell so good. Surrounded by them, the straight-A Lin Rangjiu thinks: This is way too intoxicating. An Alpha's instincts leave him dizzy and flustered, his heart racing. His partner is tall, long-legged, and charming! His partner is talented and comes from a noble family! ...Apart from being so much like an A that he makes other Alphas feel pressured, Lu Jing is practically the perfect Omega. However, on their wedding day, just after they register their marriage, Lu Jing faints and is hospitalized. After he is discharged, Lin Rangjiu stares blankly at the report in his hands: Lu Jing, an Omega, has reverse-differentiated into an Alpha. Lin Rangjiu: ...Now that's exciting. I need a moment. Lin Rangjiu edges toward divorce, but his rut suddenly arrives. Even though Lu Jing has become an A, his pheromones are still the ones Lin Rangjiu craves most. The pheromones of every other O have become withered flowers, faded and dull. Feeling awful, he begs Lu Jing: "Let me smell a little of your pheromones, just a little." Lu Jing presses a hand to the gland at the back of his neck: "Let me bite you once, and then you can smell them." Later... Lu Jing quietly destroys his reverse-differentiation research materials. Lin Rangjiu, who has been marked in reverse, rubs his sore lower back and grits his teeth as he thinks: The state said I was being assigned an Omega. Now, would getting divorced violate the Alpha-Omega Marriage Protection Act? Lin Rangjiu is the bottom. Sweet romance, happy ending. Preorder No. 2: The Whole World Is Waiting for His Husband to Die. Please add it to your collection in advance. Yan Xiyun suddenly sees the future. One day, a man named Xia Lingchen will forcefully take him home as his husband, using every ruthless means at his disposal. At first, Yan Xiyun refuses and fights back with all his might. After nearly ten years of a torturous romance with Xia Lingchen, the two of them, battered and bruised, finally compromise with each other. Yan Xiyun: ...So what was all that struggling for over those ten years? When he officially meets Xia Lingchen, Yan Xiyun looks at the man before him, who hides countless schemes behind a face set on getting what he wants. Yan Xiyun reaches out first: "Shall we get married?" Xia Lingchen, who hasn't had a chance to make his move yet: ??? Happiness came too suddenly. My wife fell in love with me at first sight and proposed! Perhaps as retribution for Xia Lingchen's domineering ways and his attempts to take Yan Xiyun by force, six months after their wedding, news spreads that Xia Lingchen has a terminal illness. In the eyes of outsiders, Yan Xiyun is merely a beautiful ornament, a parasitic vine and a caged bird who can only survive by clinging to Xia Lingchen. The uncle coveting the family fortune, the younger man secretly in love with Yan Xiyun, the senior who feels sorry for him, Xia Lingchen's business rivals... Everyone seems to be eagerly waiting for Xia Lingchen to die, and they're all ready to make their move. Xia Lingchen is so furious he can barely think straight: They all want me dead so they can take the entire inheritance I've left Yan Xiyun, steal my position, and bully my wife. He's so angry he can't bear to leave his wife alone, but his body keeps getting weaker by the day. To help Yan Xiyun survive after his death and inherit the estate without a hitch, Xia Lingchen begins putting his wife through merciless... training. Yan Xiyun: ...I don't want that. You can choose to get a divorce. Later, the people watching hungrily from the sidelines discover that Yan Xiyun, the presumed future widower, seems to be... a man-eating flower. Xia Lingchen sighs on his sickbed every day: My wife is so delicate. How will he manage on his own? Everyone else: Oh, shut up. Why aren't you dead yet? A story about a top who first tries to get himself killed, then accidentally wins back some points. [A top with an eight-hundred-meter-thick love filter x a beautiful bottom with an unusual train of thought] Reading Guide: 1. One-on-one, happy ending. 2. They start with sex and then fall in love, trading sincerity for sincerity.