Taken Home by the Tormented Novel's Protagonist

A protagonist-tormenting story: the protagonist has to suffer, being tortured until he's at death's door and back again. He can have a golden finger, but he'll have to pay a price before he gets it. There can be beautiful women, too, but they'll all be femme fatales, tempting but out of reach. The Curse is exactly this kind of story. After going through all kinds of misery, its protagonist, Xivi, finally becomes the world's strongest and is linked to the world's destiny. Then he gets so badly tormented that he goes insane, then he kills himself, and then the whole world is buried with him. Qinuo transmigrates into The Curse. The protagonist adopts Qinuo, who eventually becomes the world's strongest man's wife (not really). Qinuo: Help, I don't want to be raised by someone destined to go insane. All living beings (wiping away tears): You have to save this world. Xivi: Come here. This story is also known as: My Daddy's Going to Go Insane The World Depends on Me to Save It This Society Needs Love Coming next: We Just Held Hands, and the Male Lead Says He's Pregnant. Please add it to your wishlist~ Yan You's System suddenly malfunctions. He's forced to make an emergency landing in a book with a bizarre premise. Here, people get pregnant just by holding hands, and anyone can be the one who gets pregnant. So the System pretends to be dead. A teenage boy hides under his covers late at night, blushing as he reads a little book by flashlight. When he lifts the covers, we find him reading One Hundred and Eight Ways to Hold Hands. A young man follows a single woman late at night, just so he can force her to hold his hand. A girlfriend secretly holds her boyfriend's hand, hoping to get pregnant before marriage. Instead, her boyfriend accidentally gets pregnant, then angrily has an abortion and breaks up with her. Only Jian Lan, the male lead of this book, is an emotionless career machine, because he's infertile. Yan You has just arrived and doesn't know the rules. He accidentally holds the male lead's hand, and it happens to be caught on livestream. Onlookers: In broad daylight, you actually... Jian Lan thinks it over: He took my hand. Does that mean he likes me? Yan You: That's not what I meant... Jian Lan: We've held hands, so I'm pregnant. Yan You: Don't lie to me. There's no way you could get pregnant. Yan You has no choice but to tell him quietly, "That's not how people date where I'm from." Jian Lan frowns. "Then how do you date?" Yan You demonstrates for him. Jian Lan follows his example. "Well, now we've done all that too..." Later, the male lead Jian Lan pretends to be pregnant again. Yan You: ...Wake up. Men don't get pregnant where I'm from, and tops definitely don't get pregnant. Give up on the idea of getting married because of a baby. Reader's guide: 1. Don't expect logic. Just enjoy the silliness. 2. Original male lead Jian Lan is the top x Yan You, who transmigrates into a book, is the bottom. 3. No childbirth for the leads. Other people are the ones giving birth. Theme: