A Guide to Taming a Face-Blind Person [Reborn]

The Demon King Asil was reborn. He was reborn as a princess who was about to be married off and was disguised as a woman. His groom was the hero who had just killed him and sent him back to life, a man who couldn't recognize faces. So the Demon King ran away from the wedding. Please add my ridiculous upcoming story to your collection! I'm doing a 360-degree, ice-and-snow, Thomas-the-Tank-Engine spin to beg for it. Click the author's column above to claim it: "We Only Held Hands, but the Male Lead Says He's Pregnant" Synopsis: After Yan You's System malfunctioned, it made an emergency landing in a book with a bizarre premise. Here, holding hands could cause pregnancy, and the person who got pregnant was chosen at random. You could have sex with anyone, but you couldn't hold hands casually. So the System played dead, leaving Yan You alone to face this cruel reality. A boy hides under the covers late at night, blushing as he reads a little book by flashlight. When he lifts the covers, it turns out he's reading about 108 ways to hold hands. A young man follows a single woman late at night, just to force her to hold his hand. A girlfriend secretly holds her boyfriend's hand, hoping to get pregnant and marry him. But her boyfriend gets pregnant instead, angrily has an abortion, and breaks up with her. Only the male lead of this book, Jian Lan, is an emotionless career machine, because tests showed when he was little that he couldn't get pregnant or get anyone else pregnant by holding hands. In other words, he was infertile. When Yan You first arrives, he forgets himself while rescuing someone and accidentally holds the male lead's hand. The moment is caught on a livestream. Onlookers: In broad daylight, you actually... Jian Lan's heart races. He took the initiative to hold my hand. Yan You: That's not what I meant... Jian Lan: We held hands, so now I'm pregnant. Yan You: Don't lie to me. You can't get pregnant. Yan You has no choice but to secretly tell him, "That's not how we date where I'm from." Jian Lan frowns. "Then how do you date?" Yan You gives him a demonstration. Jian Lan follows along. "So now we've done all that, too..." Later, the male lead, Jian Lan, pretends to be pregnant again. Yan You: ...Wake up. Men don't get pregnant where I'm from, and the one on top certainly can't. Give up on the idea of getting married because of a pregnancy. Reader's guide: 1. Logic is absent. Just enjoy the silliness. 2. Original male lead Jian Lan is the gong x transmigrated-into-a-book Yan You is the shou. 3. No one gives birth. Other people are the ones having babies. The next-next story, "The Omega Assigned to Me by the State Turned into an Alpha," is also open for pre-orders! As an excellent Alpha, Lin Rangjiu was assigned an Omega partner by the state as soon as he came of age. Their pheromones were a perfect match. Lin Rangjiu nervously went on a matchmaking date with this Omega, who was three years older than him. When they met, he was dumbfounded. "This tall, handsome man is an Omega?! Do you think I've never seen an Omega before?" But his partner's pheromones smelled so good. Straight Alpha Lin Rangjiu: How could anyone resist? "My partner is tall, long-legged, and charming!" "My partner is exceptionally talented and comes from a noble family!" "...Apart from being taller, bigger, and more of an Alpha than me, my partner is a perfect Omega!" But on their wedding day, just after registering their marriage, the perfect Omega, Lu Jing, fainted and was admitted to the hospital. After Lu Jing was discharged, Lin Rangjiu was completely dumbfounded by the report stating that Lu Jing's Omega had reverse-differentiated into an Alpha. Lin Rangjiu: ...What a shock. I need a moment. Later... Lu Jing quietly destroyed his research data on reverse differentiation. Lin Rangjiu, who had been marked in reverse, hugged a blanket, rubbing his sore waist as he gritted his teeth and brooded. They said the state had assigned me an Omega. Now would divorcing him violate the Alpha-Omega Marriage Protection Act? Lin Rangjiu is the shou. Sweet romance, HE. Theme: