I Never Expected to Experience Dating Someone Younger (Showbiz)

This is the "painful" story of a kindhearted pushover who comes out to his family, suffers terrible consequences, and decides he'd be better off alone for the rest of his life, only for his boss, two years his junior, to accidentally discover how good-looking he really is. From then on, he's like a cracked egg being watched by a fly. ******Another fantasy BL novel by the author's secret identity, Zhuang Ziyin: "A Guide to Life in the Ice Age." Please add it to your reading list! (If you can't find it by searching the title, search for the author name "Zhuang Ziyin" and look for it there. Giving you big, adorable eyes and begging you to add it, please don't let the stars in my eyes disappear...)****** [Blurb] Susu, a little hamster living in the apocalypse, is a very diligent worker. The greatest passion and belief of its hamster life is hoarding food. Unfortunately, it was born under an unlucky star and always loses its savings. Every time it fills a whole granary, the food mysteriously disappears. Either locusts arrive, or there's a flood. Its heart is full of sorrow. After carefully filling another granary, it prays to the heavens every day, hoping this time it'll be able to keep its stores. Who could have guessed the fifth Ice Age would arrive, freezing the entire world and turning its granary into permafrost? It heard its own heart break: "Waaah... How am I supposed to celebrate the New Year now..." - The "Apocalyptic Ecosystem Maintenance" System binds itself to the grieving hamster, builds it an apocalyptic farm, and tasks it with maintaining the ecosystem so that various species can survive. Its System even sends it mammoths, Equus eisenmannae, and other animals from the prehistoric era. By then, it has taken human form and become the farm's director. The prehistoric animals all become its employees. Since they are all furry animals, it gives them each a little pet every day as a friendly gesture. One day, a large feline sneaks into the farm: a saber-toothed tiger. In truth, it's a major villain on the run. The unsuspecting director pets the new arrival from head to tail, without even sparing its butt. From then on, the villain goes around spreading rumors that the director covets its body and is hopelessly in love with it. One day, the villain storms into the hamster director's office and demands, "Why did the mammoths, Equus eisenmannae, and Helanshan sheep all get raises, but I didn't?" The hamster director puffs up in anger, cheeks bulging. "Hmph! You spread rumors that I touched you and that I'm in love with you. Worse, last time you even told the mammoth I peeked at you while you were bathing! With that kind of attitude, you expect a raise?" - Task One: Help the animals of the Ice Age complete their great migration. The director receives a granary. Director: "Squeak, I'm so happy!" Task Two: Help the human chief find their child. The director receives a granary. Director: "Squeak, I'm so happy!" Gradually, the tasks start taking a different turn... Task N: Kiss the saber-toothed tiger in front of all the animals. Director: "...???" Task reward: Ten granaries. Director: "Squeak, I'm on my way!" ******Another fantasy BL novel by the author's secret identity, Zhuang Ziyin: "The Chicken Spirit and the Snake Spirit Are True Love." Please add it to your reading list! (If you can't find it by searching the title, search for the author name "Zhuang Ziyin" and look for it there. Giving you big, adorable eyes and begging you to add it, please don't let the stars in my eyes disappear...)****** [Blurb] Ji Tianyu is inside a moving object, surrounded by white. "What's going on?" "You've been reborn in the womb and are inside an egg," the System says calmly. "A flying egg?" "That's right. Your mother was incubating you, but a predator is chasing her, so she's thrown you at it to save herself." "Holy crap! How heartless!" "It's normal. Kangaroos in ancient Earth's era often did the same thing." - And so the egg lands in front of a giant snake and breaks open perfectly. The first thing Ji Tianyu, reborn inside the egg, does is blink his big eyes twice and pout his tender little lips, trying to be cute so he won't get eaten. P.S. 1. This is a story about a powerful snake spirit raising his chick until he grows up, with the two of them falling in love along the way. 2. The chicken spirit is a high-quality breed of chicken called a pheasant. The snake spirit is a high-quality breed of snake called a python. Chicken: I have to act cute every day just to survive. Snake: The baby is so cute. Everything about him is adorable. Good thing I didn't eat him back then. Theme: