Live-Streaming My Farming in Ancient Times

"Hey, uploader, what era are you in?" "Wow, that looks delicious! Please, I beg you, package one up for me!" "Huh, I think I spotted some romantic tension. Please, don't cut away!" After transmigrating to ancient times with no money and being branded a jinx, Su Zu'en thought things couldn't possibly get any worse. But after being adopted by the elderly couple from the Li family... It seemed he'd gotten some kind of strange golden finger? With ancient life constantly flooding the screen, Su Zu'en had this to say: Screw that, I'm not going to livestream the steamy stuff for you. Go bother someone else! It's basically a story about a modern person who transmigrates to ancient times and livestreams to the future. Content warnings: Bad writing, archaic prose, and wish fulfillment! The love interest is powerful and influential. No children. The love interest is a pervert! Got a notification from BB: the story goes premium this Monday. Thanks for your support, everyone. Those thieves who repost my work are getting kicked! Theme: