Loi Groot is a talking tree.
She grows in a vast estate.
The owner's surname is Wayne.
But he always wears a black cape and repeats the same line to her.
Because I'm Batman.
So when Loi becomes human, the first thing she says to him is: I am Groot.
Bruce Wayne, rich, clever, handsome, and an old Bat, looks at the tiny, thin, brown-haired girl before him...
Why Groot?
Because I'm Groot.
Reader's guide
#Based on Groot, the tree person from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy, except the heroine has become sentient
#The plot roughly follows Nolan's trilogy
#Comic storylines are woven in
#There's an 80% chance Batman will be out of character
#Start date... ???
