Rose Wilson wants to inherit everything from her father, including his wildly cool and badass title: Deathstroke.
Listen, Deathstroke...
The death knell is ringing for you...
How awesome would that be!
"Ha, lammmm, "
My name is Deadpool. I have dead and pool.
It doesn't mean you'll die in a swimming pool, though you can take it that way if you like.
Anyway, I hear someone calls herself Deathstroke?
That name is totally lame. Listen, I came up with a new nickname for her: Stroke to Death! Hahahahahaha! I like her...
Do you wanna be pooled?
Reader's Guide
#The heroine, Rose Wilson, is Deathstroke's youngest daughter
#Deadpool's real name is Wade Wilson
#In this blurb, stroke means a cerebrovascular accident, and pool means swimming pool, not their original meanings in the names
#This story contains a lot of dialogue
#Questionable morals
#Start date: ... ?