[JX3] The Right Way for a Faction Expert to Save the Tang Dynasty

In the age of full-dive online games, GWW didn't want to fall behind either, and managed to make a full-dive version of Jian San. Even though the game was so frustrating (keng), so punishing (die), and so difficult (dao) that players couldn't take it anymore, it still took the whole country by storm.

In this strange server ruled by PvP, there was a bunch of eccentric faction stars. During faction battles, they fired off insults and stood at their faction's gates, taking on a hundred enemies at once. They glared at every red name and hacked away as if they wanted the entire opposing faction dead. But in private... the moment they ran into an enemy, their whole demeanor changed. They became the sort of people who would add "Lord" after their goddess's or god's name _(:з"∠)_

And yet, these tough fighters, who dared to tank faction raid bosses alone and had even held out for half a raid, somehow never managed to kill each other.

And then...

The goddesses of both factions transmigrated together...

In an era where everything that was supposed to happen had already happened, and everything that wasn't supposed to happen had yet to happen, a Xiuxiu and a Huajie began a legend...

And then... a few new posts appeared on the server:

# A look at those faction goddesses who ran away together #

# The story behind the two faction commanders who fought with vicious ferocity #

# A look at those faction gods and commanders who all mysteriously disappeared #

...The silly version:

Su Yunqin and Hua Li thought they'd received a hidden quest and arrived in the real world of the Tang Dynasty. They figured they wouldn't survive without being able to contact their friends, open their bags, or use anything except the gear they had on and their sect skills? How naive! You're underestimating the survival skills of players who have been screwed over by GWW time and again! Even when facing the two faction bosses, Wang Yifeng and Xie Yuan, they can still tease them for your entertainment! And that's not to mention how they use their own experiences to show you just how important a gossipy friend is once they can get in touch with them. They can dig up not only the past and weaknesses of every boss, but even what color underwear An Lushan usually wears.

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This story has no CP, no CP, no CP!!!

1. This kitty learned to speak too late, and Logic has gone AWOL!

2. This kitty's IQ is too low. It never came online and I've given up trying to fix it, so don't expect too much. For instance, I absolutely can't write schemes and conspiracies! If you think you see any, your eyes are playing tricks on you!

3. As for the writing, I'll try to make it sound impressive, but don't get your hopes up too high. The style might change halfway through!

4. Updates depend entirely on my mood. Weekly? Monthly? Yearly? Who knows? ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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If this isn't for you, please leave. I'm just writing for my own amusement and don't want to get into arguments with anyone. Thank you for understanding.

P.S. The author has hated Linghu Shang and Li Fu forever. If that bothers you, please leave too.

P.P.S. Don't ask me why I hate GWW so much. Ever since the TV version of The Legend of Sword and Fairy came out, I've been a die-hard fan of the game and a hater of GWW _(:з"∠)_