All We Can Do Right Now Is Smile [Naruto]

Hi, everyone. My name is Shui Yun. In my first life, I was a shut-in. I... Oh, sorry, my second life was so unlucky that I not only killed myself, but now I can barely remember what I did in my first two lives. But that's okay. In this life, I have five older brothers, three more than in my previous life. I feel like I really hit the jackpot. Then the three extra brothers of mine died (manually waves goodbye). No problem, I still have two brothers. But one day, I suddenly discovered that my eldest brother had gotten tangled up with a watermelon rind. Apparently, that watermelon rind is the eldest son of our family's archenemy... It's okay, I told myself. It'll be fine. Later, I discovered that my second brother had gotten involved with the white-haired second son of our family's archenemy, who was dead set on stabbing him... It's okay, I told myself. It'll be fine. Then a puddle of sewage claiming to be Black Zetsu showed up, trying to trick my brother. Wait, wasn't that guy someone from my previous... previous life? Who was it again? But it's okay, I told myself. It'll be fine. When I finally got my memories back, I discovered that my eldest brother and that watermelon rind were going to keep tangling with each other not just for one lifetime, but the next one too. I told myself... I'm not okay anymore... Sorry, brothers. I want to destroy the world. (Manually waves goodbye.) #Sorry, I'm just a total weakling# #This is not red-eye disease!# #You watermelon rind/white hair over there, let go of my brother!# #The Rinnegan? Sorry, I popped it by accident in my previous life# #My friend's little sister keeps trying to eat me. What should I do? Waiting online, urgent!# #Brother, if your eyes hurt, bite the watermelon rind. That's all he's good for# #Sage of Six Paths: Heh# #Black Zetsu: ...#

P.S. This story is told in first person. The heroine has no romantic pairing. The main pairing is Hashirama and Madara, with Tobirama and Izuna as a secondary pairing, in either direction, plus a little Naruto and Sasuke, and Kakashi and Obito. The heroine is a total weakling. In her previous life, she managed to take herself out, and even popped her own eyeballs before dying. When she respawned, she also wiped almost all her memories (OVO). So, instead of the Rinnegan... let's go with the Sharingan. That's easier to handle (smile). Um... she knows a little Fire Release and Wood Release (emphasis) (emphasis). She can resist genjutsu and see through illusions, and her Mangekyo doesn't go blind. Does that count as a golden finger? If it does, then I gave one to the girl (smile). P.S. Updates are irregular and depend on my mood. I have no chapters saved up.