A Loli's Three Kingdoms Transmigration

Ten-year-old Luo Li always thought she would spend her whole life on this mountain. She never expected her master to kick her down the mountain. “Youngster, it's time to serve society!”

Luo Li helplessly dusted herself off. She thought life at the foot of the mountain would be just like the books her master showed her: everyone equal and the world at peace. But... Master, you never told me there was a war down here!

After asking around, she learned this was the story she'd seen at her master's place. (It was actually a collection of analyses about the successes and failures of various Three Kingdoms figures.) So it wasn't a story? It was real?! By the way, who was that most beautiful beauty her master talked about...? Someone from the Sun family, maybe... Got it! Master said it was Zhou Yu! Beautiful Zhou Yu, here I come~ˉ﹃ˉ

Unfortunately, Luo Li misjudged how fast she could walk and which way to go. Before she could even meet Zhou Yu, she fainted from hunger right in front of someone else's sedan chair after going three whole days without food.

More than ten years later

Luo Li: I don't care, I don't care! I'm not doing this anymore! This is way too much trouble. You deal with your own kid!! He's so ugly, and you still want me to work overtime? That's outrageous!!! Cao Mengde, I'm reporting you for abusing your ministers!!!! QAQ

Cao Cao: ... Sun Ce, Zhou Yu, and Zhao Yun for three days. =_=

Luo Li: ...

Cao Cao: And three days with Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, and Zhen Mi. =_=

Luo Li: Fine, I'll do it! I'll get it done within a month! ☆▽☆

Guo Jia: ... My lord, where did you find a strategist as... distinctive as Luo Li? ←_←

Cao Cao: ... Find her? Aside from her, I've never seen a strategist faint from hunger on an official road. _(:з"∠)_

Luo Li: Master, you lied to me! You said there were lots of beautiful people in the world! Why are they all so ugly? They don't look anything like the pictures you showed me!!! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

P.S. The author is a real mom to the heroine, and her golden finger is huge. Also, the protagonist is neither a transmigrator nor reborn!!!

P.P.S. Don't discriminate against face-con readers. She simply likes good looks, that's all. _(:з"∠)_

↓↓↓ High-voltage warning ↓↓↓

This story has no CP, no CP, no CP!

1. This cat's writing is terrible, and Logic has gone into hiding!

2. This cat isn't smart enough. Its intelligence has never come online, and treatment has been abandoned. Don't expect too much, like schemes and plots. I absolutely can't write those! If you see any, your eyes are playing tricks on you!

3. As for the writing, I'll try to make it sound sophisticated, but don't get your hopes up. The style might change halfway through!

4. Updates depend entirely on my mood. Weekly? Monthly? Yearly? Who knows? ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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