Let Me Taste You

[Paranormal sweet treat, My Fertility Is Off the Charts, coming soon! One-line pitch: Demons and ghosts line up hoping I’ll give birth to them :)] Hao Haochi felt deeply sorry for Gu Nai. After all, having no sense of taste was miserable enough, and with that short temper, he obviously didn’t have a partner either. He couldn’t take part in either of the two great matters of life that the sages called food and love, so it was already pretty good that he hadn’t gone crazy. You could sort of understand why he was so obnoxious and sharp-tongued. Gu Nai wasn’t interested in good food, wasn’t interested in women, and had only one hobby: making money. Oh, right, he’d recently acquired another one: correcting Hao Haochi’s inexplicably overflowing sympathy for him, and telling him that sucking up was the best way to treat your boss! (Hmm, something about that seems off.) Blurb for My Fertility Is Off the Charts: Qi Ding couldn’t bear to let a little ghost who was almost wiped from existence perish, so he helped it. From then on, he had a little tagalong by his side, who followed him on tiny legs every day, grimacing and baring its teeth at the ghosts and monsters drawn by his scent, fierce in the cutest way. “Go away! Stay away from my dad!” “Dad is mine! Dad only loves me!” “Only I get to live in Dad’s belly!” Qi Ding: ...Seriously, if you don’t say anything, nobody will know about my special constitution :) To improve his situation, with ghosts and monsters watching and coveting him, Qi Ding decided to find a master and apprentice himself to a powerful expert! The master, Zhang Zhouyu, looked him over. “Do you have any special abilities?” Qi Ding scratched his head sheepishly. “I’m, um, really good at having babies. Does that count?” Click the author’s page to save it to your collection! You can save the author too, while you’re at it _(:з)∠)_ Theme: