Dragon Raja: Chuunibyou Craze

Whether it took 4.6 billion years or just seven days to create the Earth, it takes far less time to destroy it. Here I recommend a few popular ways to "eliminate" the Earth, along with all the living things on it. Oh, don't take me seriously, I'm joking!, Sam Hager What kind of person is Alfred Sainos? ↓ The people at Kassel: Lu Mingfei: The junior's pretty awesome. He's in the terminal stage of chuunibyou, but don't give up on treatment! Fingel: He's the most chuunibyou and most creative person I've ever met. He's got that innate American optimism. Chu Zihang: A dangerous man. Caesar Gattuso: A man with plenty of ideas. I won't hesitate to say he's dangerous, too. Nono: At last, I've met a weirdo whose chuunibyou is even worse than Caesar's. Principal Angers: There's a terrifying madness surging in that child's eyes. He'll be the finest dragon slayer, as long as he isn't so obsessed with technology and questions that even humanity can't answer yet. He could be an "Ultra-A" on a par with Chu Zihang. Technology Department: Alfred, come over to our side!! Science needs you!! The blue-eyed, blond American wore a naturally cheerful smile. He pushed up his glasses with a finger and spoke in a low voice, uttering words that were downright terrifying: "Dragons? They're nothing but slightly higher forms of reptiles. The so-called top of the food chain is just a joke." "Charging at the world with an all-powerful kitchen knife and shouting, 'I'm the king!' looks cool, right? But I think it's stupid. A dragon can take on a whole group of elite dragon slayers head-on, but it can't fight the entire world!" His eyes blazed with fire. "They merely eke out an existence on Earth alongside humans! Aside from helping humanity evolve, they're useless! What purpose does their survival serve, other than setting human civilization back? They should have been eliminated by history long ago!" "Instead of thinking about how to escape the solar system and devote their abilities to humanity's great cause when Earth's resources run dry, all they think about is how to slay dragons! Oh, for heaven's sake! Can that make exotic micro-particles explode? Can it solve an extremely difficult function equation? Can it destroy the Earth?" "Wake up, guys. Our destination is the stars and the sea. What does this tiny Earth matter? Compared with the boundless universe, we're still happily fighting a bunch of bugs over territory. If we could colonize other planets, humanity would take a huge leap forward!" "A few more nuclear bombs would be enough to send the Earth to its death. We could devour the Earth with exotic micro-particles, blow it up through the interaction of matter and antimatter, destroy it with a vacuum explosion, or suck it into a giant black hole. Oh, shit, I don't even want to go on." Alfred scratched his head. "In my eyes, this so-called new era isn't worth a damn." "...Shut up, Angers. How could you bring someone like this in to participate in the Nibelungen Project?!" "He's an excellent student." Principal Angers took a long drag on his cigarette and said helplessly, "His bloodline and his speech spirit are both outstanding. Too bad he's an antisocial chuunibyou." Reader's guide: 1. Severe terminal-stage chuunibyou. The title says it all. High voltage ahead. 2. The protagonist hasn't taken his meds in ages. We've given up on treatment. 3. A wish-fulfillment story, with out-of-character behavior. 4. Pairing undecided [Though in truth, I can't think of one either _(:зゝ∠)_]