[Pili + Jin Guang] Dying Makes Me Happy

Outsmarting people is no match for dancing. Living dangerously makes me happy. This is a quick transmigration story, just as the title says [gleeful laugh]. I wrote it simply to indulge my imagination, hehe. #They say I'm the number one homewrecker in the Otherworldly Demon Realm, nicknamed the leader of the Wife-Killing Squad. Honestly, I refuse to take the blame for that.# #Ah, today's showing off has left me unable to breathe.# #By day, you are my other half. By night, I'm your lunatic. Practicing swordplay makes me feel great, and cheating makes me happy.# #Do you believe I'd smack you right in the face with this Phoenix Blade I bought for two yuan and fifty-eight cents?# #Little Wang is frail... Samsara Tribulation! Eat shit!# #My eyes are huge. I don't look like a squirrel at all. I'm very aloof, mm-hmm.# #After we've laughed at all the heroes, let's have a one-on-one duel. How about the loser explodes on the spot?# #My feet tread beyond the vegetable patch, my hands clasp the soil. My name is... Radish.# #My bro likes earrings, likes streaked hair, likes tattoos on his back, likes smoking, and likes drinking, but I know he's a good bro who upholds the core socialist values.# #My dad is my mom's enemy, and my mom is a man.# #Everyone, get out of the way! This epic succession battle between eighteen bastards must be won by the fourth son, because everyone in the world knows that in the Nine Dragons' Struggle for the Throne, Fourth Brother is a bitch.#