Even Football Hooligans Have Rights

Plot Bunny No. 3. Everyone in the XX family is a devoted Tottenham Hotspur fan. For over a century, they've been sworn enemies with Arsenal, their fellow London club. Matches between the two clubs are called the North London Derby, and they're always fiercely contested. In the first North London Derby of the 2019/2020 season, Tottenham were thrashed by Arsenal. On impulse, XX joined a Tottenham hooligan group behind his parents' backs. His first assignment was to teach XX, Arsenal's handsome new signing who had stolen the show in that match, a lesson. But when he worked up the nerve to sneak into XX's mansion with a baseball bat, he discovered that his presence had already been exposed, and that the other man was really a big bad wolf in sheep's clothing. XX [angry]: Wait! Why should I be a babysitter for a wimp like you?! My father is a nobleman personally knighted by the Queen! XX [gentle smile]: All right. For the glory of the Queen, I'll call the police and ask what the law says about trespassing. Mile [twitching mouth, gritting teeth]: ...I'll do whatever you say. Years later, in one of the London Post's major polls, Arsenal captain XX was voted by a landslide as "the man British women most want to marry." As XX held him in his arms and kissed him passionately, XX could only say, without expression... heh.