[Football] The Gunners' Glory

Brainstorm No. 2. I might be cursed. In Arsenal's fifteenth year without a trophy, fifteen-year-old Chinese boy Wu Guan joins the Arsenal youth academy. From then on, Wu Guan embarks on a one-way road to becoming the next generation of Arsenal's ultimate scapegoat. Arsenal lose a match? Football expert: Wu Guan's fault. An Arsenal player gets injured? Football expert: Wu Guan's fault. Arsenal miss out on the title again? Football expert: Just look at the awful name he came up with! Arsenal can't win a trophy? It's all Wu Guan's damn fault! Wu Guan (going crazy): Damn it, why am I always the one taking the blame?! I didn't come up with this name. What does it have to do with me?!