A Letter from Jose Mourinho to Andre Villas-Boas

A Valentine's Day gift I wrote during last year's lazy spell (more or less). A friend specifically asked for Bird Uncle, so I quickly chose between Fan-Bird, But-Bird, Bird-Gua, Bird-A-S, Bird-Professor, and Robson-Bird coaching. Possibly OOC. Clean and wholesome, upright and proper (?). Actually, it's a love letter, though you might not be able to tell. It's very short. If you're okay with the above, please read on. Theme: