If My Heart Won't Turn to You, Bite Me

Synopsis: As a loyal and steadfast dead soldier, one whose dedication and trustworthiness will endure forever, what would you do if you knew that damned little brat would one day bring disaster upon the marquis's household?

Little Lu says: Kill him.

What if you were reborn in the past and discovered that the source of all that trouble was an adorable, soft little sweetheart with absolutely no limits?

Little Lu says: Kill him.

What if one day you realized that, without meaning to, you'd raised this black-hearted little brat to adulthood?

Little Lu: Kill him... I guess.

What if you knew the real reason he was so obedient and gentle with you? Would you still be able to bring yourself to kill him?

Little Lu: ...

Qi Lin holds a knife to his own throat: If this is what you want, I'll die right now.

Little Lu: Stop fooling around and put that knife down!!!

In a nutshell:

This is the story of a sinister, cunning, and ruthless illegitimate young master who tries to seize the marquis's title while pretending to be sweet and innocent, tricking and coaxing a reborn young lady dead soldier into coming home with him. =_=+

+_+ The author's notes on the characters +_+

This story features two loyal-dog characters.

This is absolutely a mutual-pampering romance.

The couple has a three-year age gap, with the woman older.

This is a master-and-servant rebirth story. (Only one of them is reborn.)

This is the tale of an illegitimate young master and a dead soldier joining forces to fight their vicious stepmother.

Don't doubt it, this really is a "light" household-intrigue story.

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