[Pokemon] You Idiot! Don't Sleep While You're Walking!

Grandson of Professor Oak from Pallet Town. Unbeatable among his peers (according to himself). Green was late on the day he went to get his first Pokemon. Red: "..." Green (veins bulging): "What are you staring at?! I wouldn't have been late if I hadn't had to wake up some lazybones!!!" Red: "Oh." Green (waving his fists): "Oh, my ass!!" Pikachu: "Pika? Pika pika?" ← Are they fighting? Eevee: "Eevee, bui." ← No, they're just flirting. A story about a lazy, taciturn Red and a narcissistic, short-tempered Green. There are all kinds of strange character interpretations, and it follows the game plot (probably). Pairing: Green/Red A word of caution: I'm much better at writing relationships between people and Pokemon, or between Pokemon, than I am at writing romance between people. Please keep that in mind. ↑Of course, maybe I'll suddenly figure it out one day.↑ Author's page ↑Please click and add it to your favorites! Click "Add this story to favorites" below to pre-save it.