[Pokemon] Your Champions Sure Know How to Run

The League has a special position called Special Events Officer. Longing for all the wonder implied by the word "special," A You set their sights on saving the world. After countless hardships, they defeated every other candidate and won the position. Then reality hit. Special Events Officers handle the League's "unusual incidents." For example, tracking down Champions who have abandoned their posts and run off. Take, for instance, the Kanto Region Champion, who's been living atop Mt. Silver for ages; the Johto Region Champion, who's always hanging around villainous team hideouts; the Hoenn Region Champion, who's running all over the world digging up stones; and the Sinnoh Region Champion, who's constantly wandering around in pursuit of rough gems... On their second day in the job, A You is already racing between remote mountain ranges. "Are you Champions specifically in charge of running away or something?!" Lillie: "Um, A You, Professor Kukui asked me to tell you to come home and be Champion..." A You: "...Goodbye!"