The Architecture School Goes on the Attack

At this college, daily life begins in the evening... The students draw every day, but their drawings are usually over a meter wide... The most common meal here is McDonald's... Fifty percent of the students hardly ever sleep in the dorms... The teachers spend their free time talking to you about life... And the students' gossip is never about romantic affairs between men and women... This is our college: the architecture department... In our very first class, the teacher told us... "You must eat Archi, breath Archi, and Shit Archi!" "Teacher, do we have to F*** Archi too?" "How can you not know Le Corbusier?! You don't know Le Corbusier?! Do you know Mies? What? How can you not know Mies?!" "Teacher... why do we have to know those two?" Ahem... Anyway, this is a sad story... P.S. Though the architecture department is bursting with passion... this is a chaste, Platonic bromance! As Platonic as our very first line-drawing exercise!