The Con Man's Labor Contract

Zhang Jiu, a Grade 8 Celestial Master, ranked 501st among the world's top 500 famous Celestial Masters in 2016! Professional ghost-catching, feng shui readings, coffin repair, and phone screen protectors. No fee if the fortune-telling is wrong. Also buying black donkey hooves and dog blood over fifty years old at top prices. Guaranteed authentic invoices! Call 123456789. Contact: Celestial Master Zhang. --An ad on a bus stop sign on XXX Road As a professional charlatan, Zhang Jiu can't help lamenting that things are getting harder and harder in this line of work. A month's pay isn't even enough to buy ghost-catching equipment. Other people catch ghosts with 1 TB USB drives, while he has to make do with a 3.5-inch floppy disk with a capacity of just 1 MB! After finally passing an interview to become the chief feng shui consultant at a headhunting company, he discovers on his first day that his direct boss has a deadpan face and an extremely obsessive, sadistic personality. Zhang Jiu feels that his carefree days of coasting along are in serious danger. On top of that, the boss has an intensely yang constitution and is the dream lover of countless male and female demons and ghosts. From then on, Zhang Jiu works as a charlatan by day and a bodyguard on the side, on call around the clock, accompanying his boss for meals and conversation, and even... [Censored for decency. Applause, please.] Zhang Jiu: I signed a contract to sell myself just to save up for a 1 TB ghost-catching USB drive. This is just ridiculous! Duanmu Jinyang (deadpan): Still have enough energy to screw ghosts? Hah. Theme: